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Old 02-16-2024, 06:57 AM   #46
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Our hometown American Idol contestant, Kellie Pickler, hung out with Taylor for a while. One day Kellie's tour bus came through the little Hellhole hometown and the two of them got off to stretch their legs at a gas station. At one of the pumps was one of Kellie's dad's dope/jail buddies. Kellie said, "Hi, Chuck." like she'd never left. I don't think Taylor was impressed with our little Hellhole.
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Old 02-16-2024, 08:43 AM   #47
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I have never been a chubby chaser. Fat girls have never had any sexual attraction for me. Gimme the cheerleaders. Fit hot babes with smarts have always been my dinner. I have a 36 year old babe living with me now. I am not lying to say that she is a hotty. And yes I do prefer brunettes to blondes. We get a lot of looks when we are out. One fellow told us I had "quite the good looking daughter." She replied that she wasn't my daughter but my lover. Yeah...it was a real cock swelling moment. Yes I am a sick fuck for enjoying having a hot babe on my arm...AND....hot damn! She can cook!
Agreed. Even as a kid, when I first started noticing girls, the heavy ones never roused my interest, not even a little bit. For me, an athletic build was always the best. All other categories: breast size, hair color, etc, were a distant second.

I have a buddy who is about 63-64. He's never been married but always seems to have woman 20 years younger than him at his side. This guy is fat, loud and has a hair trigger temper, but he still manages to draw them in without even trying.

What's his secret? He's financially stable, owns a huge house on a big piece the land. The women see this and are hooked. All the women he dates are financial train wrecks. They see him as a "way out". He lures them in, but never commits. When he gets tired of one, he dumps her and moves on to the next.

Incidentally, he's a great guy; someone I trust 100%.
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Old 02-16-2024, 11:00 AM   #48
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I have never been a chubby chaser. Fat girls have never had any sexual attraction for me. Gimme the cheerleaders. Fit hot babes with smarts have always been my dinner. I have a 36 year old babe living with me now. I am not lying to say that she is a hotty. And yes I do prefer brunettes to blondes. We get a lot of looks when we are out. One fellow told us I had "quite the good looking daughter." She replied that she wasn't my daughter but my lover. Yeah...it was a real cock swelling moment. Yes I am a sick fuck for enjoying having a hot babe on my arm...AND....hot damn! She can cook!
Wow, you're a real Romeo Casanova Stud muffin

Seems like you'd post a picture of your "hotty young babe"

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Old 02-17-2024, 11:43 AM   #49
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Wow, you're a real Romeo Casanova Stud muffin

Seems like you'd post a picture of your "hotty young babe"

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I used to be a high speed low drag kind of guy. I maintained myself quite well and developed a reputation, among the gals, as a, "good fuck." I have most always thought of myself as just an average fellow, as what man, does not enjoy having his cock up in hot babes too? I learned from the co-eds in college that gorgeous women need love too. That really hot babes often were lonely as MANY men were intimidated by their looks...and...these same babes got hit on a LOT by low IQ asshole wannabes that had difficulty carrying on a conversation with normal people. Gals like to laugh. You make a hot babe laugh.........and you are two thirds of the way to having your dick in her mouth. Normal gals REALLY enjoy romancing the bone.

I like to fuck pretty girls. Who doesn't?

And no. I am not inclined to post her pic on the interweb. My very own, "wonder woman," might just get pissed off enough to drill some 9mm holes in me over that...AND....she said, "fuck no," when I asked her about doing it. Why poke a bear??? There are a few members here who know me and what I am about.

A portion of my adult life I have spent as a, SWM in search of, a SWF. I much prefer hot tuna to wanking. I am a geezer. I sleep with a hotty. Life is good. NEVER pass up a good thing as there are so many women and so little time.

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I can certify to the above. He is not full of shit.

Just remember what I told you....
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Old 02-17-2024, 01:25 PM   #51
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I can certify to the above. He is not full of shit.

Just remember what I told you....

Hell yeah! I told her that. i am shacking with a 36 year old woman that can hear her biological clock ticking like a hammer on an anvil, its a chick thing. Its a touchy topic at the moment. sooooo....

I purchased a good supply of large size, ribbed, reservoir tipped, Trojan, scumbags and flush them down the toilet immediately after sex, as my "instrument," deflates.

One of my buddies was peeling them off his pork and dropping them into a plastic bag lined waste basket beside the bed. His smart and sneaky, MUCH younger pumptress...AFTER he got up to go take a piss, apparently, went after the still warm, jizzum filled rubber in the waste basket and emptied the contents into her snatch...became pregnant...and there...my lifelong friend John B., is, 74 years old, his three kids long out of his house, two of the three ETSed from the US military...his 6'tall, drop dead gorgeous, red headed daughter... Is an E7 and plays in the USMC marching band.

Now...he is going, soon to be, a daddy, at 75, all over again. JB, is one day older than I am. He damn sure was not planning on getting married for the 4th time and putting a new "bun in the oven." But...it is what it is. He owns six houses. Behind his residence house, is a gearheads dream garage. Filled with toys.

Ask me why I NOW peel the rain coats off, and I immediately, flush them down the turd gobbler. Why after a blow job I want to see a happy and empty mouth. I don't much want to be a 75 year old daddy having kids i wont live long enough to be a good father too. My squeeze is a Catholic girl who won't use BC pills or an IUD. So I go through lots of ribbed condums. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
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Old 02-17-2024, 04:52 PM   #52
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So I go through lots of ribbed condums. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
The solution you are looking for is called a vasectomy. Been there done that. Everything works just like before, without the risk of unexpected fatherhood.
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Old 02-17-2024, 06:27 PM   #53
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The solution you are looking for is called a vasectomy. Been there done that. Everything works just like before, without the risk of unexpected fatherhood.


One of my buddy's got snipped...he had to wear a jockstrap looking thing for a couple of weeks and couldn't hardly stand up or walk for days.

Now he says that if he had it to do over again....that he wouldn't do it. Would have stuck with pussy rubbers and KY jelly for stabbing the brown eye. Scared me away from doing THAT. Just thinking about it makes me shiver. I dunno...I hear other guys say it was no big thing...but...many men... tend to lie about shit that hurts like hell thinking it is the macho thing to do.

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"Yeah...I stepped on on a land mine and it blew both legs and my balls right off...I was so tough I didn't feel a thing and marched another twenty miles...." Etc.

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Old 02-18-2024, 02:53 AM   #55
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With or without a copy of her bank account?
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Old 02-18-2024, 12:46 PM   #56
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With or without a copy of her bank account?

Yeah. There is that. For a very long time a gals financial portfolio was just as important to me as how hard her ass was. Now....I am much closer to the END than I was forty years ago and if...I was now being fucked, cooked for, my house kept and my bed warmed for my wealth and the meal ticket...??? So what? We all leave the mortal coil with exactly what we arrived upon it with. Not a fucking thing. I guarantee you...once I'm dead....I am not going to give a fuck. I would prefer to go out in comfort though and not this year. "


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