06-06-2012, 10:02 AM | #1 |
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O.K. Pogo. Get in shape..
May have some great news for you young feller.
August. Gator hunting month. Just talked too my neighbor Lee. Nice guy, Marine Nam Vet. How it works. Their only giving 20 permits for Lake George gator hunting. Lee put his lottery papers in the pool. Now he is going too help me put in papers too enter. Permit- $350.. Helper- $50. Watch no help- Coward, that would be me. Now you would be "Helper." When the 12 foot 899 pound gator grabs Lee's arm and pulls him under. You as his "Helper" dive in the water, with a Jim Bowie knife and stab him too death. No not Lee, the gator. I will be in the back of the boat taking pictures, screaming like a little girl and calling 911. Are you a good swimmer? How long can you hold your breath underwater? This will work, only if one of us gets the damn permit. Oh this all happens at night, in the dark. You get a share of the meat and your very own gator head. If Lee's arm is in there, be nice if you gave it back too him. Tried too set you up on a hog hunt. But they wont run the dogs in the heat. Whada yah say, sound good. Do you speak Southern, all commands will be issued in Southern? Get on him guys. Pogo is going gator hunting, permit hopefully?
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06-06-2012, 10:27 AM | #2 |
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Hmmm....
Tempted to get a camera and help record the event from a different perspective. Not in too good a shape for wrestling gators. But I'll record the "screaming like a little girl" sounds too. That part could be more entertaining than the actual gator wrestling under water. Let's see, gas for the ATV, pontoons for the ATV, .458 Win. Mag. pistol. Gator armor on, in case things go south. Ummmm......... Nope, just too many things to prepare for. Don't have time. Good luck guys, I'm going to pass on this adventure. |
06-06-2012, 01:52 PM | #3 |
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I'll bring a camera. I want to record this. I knew you would wrestle a gator.
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06-06-2012, 04:23 PM | #4 |
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That picture....that be a baby gator.....
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06-09-2012, 02:26 PM | #6 |
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O.K. Mr. Pogo good news..
Lee got his tag, just talked to him...
2 gator tag, I think it is.. Now you have to let me know if you want to be helper-$50 or ride along guest, free. Guest. You can not help the catcher, even if he is pulled under, you have to just watch. Hell I will put up the cash.. 10 Bears you get off your lazy ass and get down here. You know how to do that You Tube stuff. We will follow in my boat and watch the show. You film.. As a trained EMT. I will be the medic. Damn thing is September 5th, he got second round. When Mr. gator gets Lee's or Pogo's arm and goes into a death roll. Roll with him. He has a nice swimming pool. We will teach you the gator death roll, arm in mouth, how to. Just keep rolling till me and Bears can get a clean shot. Lets get ready too rumble. I promise I wont scream... |
06-09-2012, 02:30 PM | #7 |
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You all keep talking like that and I'll take a four hour trip to come and watch it all happen live, even if I fall sleep while driving.
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06-09-2012, 02:30 PM | #8 |
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About 5 footer aviator.. The friggen inbreeds here popped the poor guy.
He is in their freezer.. Now we got FWC heat all over the damn place. Sheriff's, my friends, live across the canal. Guess who's boat slip the carcass floated into. |
06-09-2012, 02:32 PM | #9 | |
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Picture looked like a baby one. It must have been far out. |
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06-09-2012, 02:34 PM | #10 | |
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Oh God that would be great. Remember. We can not "legally" help Mr. Pogo, even if the gator is eating him. We have to call 911 and wait for the Police. Rules are rules.. Hell we could get a $500 fine if we even pull him out of the water.. No way.. I am broke. |
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Edit: here is what they are after.. http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches...lb-gator-video State record 14 feet 1,000 pounds. I know where one bigger is. Oh God this is gonna be fun.. |
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06-09-2012, 03:16 PM | #12 |
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Bigger the better!
Will have to get further from the subject, with my camera though, in order to get everything in the frame. Just hope I can catch it all, especially when Pogo puts that puny 15 footer into a death roll. Betcha Pogo wins anyway, he is in good shape, the puny 15 footer won't have a chance. Even if it IS over 1,000 pounds. Yep, that's gonna be a YouTube hit! |
06-09-2012, 04:41 PM | #13 |
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so how much does it cost to be the helper that tosses the TNT ? I speak southern and have my own supplies. I would also like to see a picture of the boat and motor as I have a pair of skis and would like to do some gator trolling. Might need some time to line up the bait.
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