Amber gave me a dove call for Christmas

Moon · 12-20-2011, 10:49 PM

This has got be the silliest shit in the world, but.....

I like it anyway. A dove call ?? It's gotta be one of the stupidest things ever marketed. Anyhow, Amber got me one of these as a Christmas gag-gift. Dove-hunting has kinda become one of those useless activities that gets me out of the house. I don't really give a shit about limiting out on doves in an afternoon. It's one of those outings where I like dressing up in camouflage, setting out a bunch of stupid plastic decoys, sitting in an uncomfortable chair all day, and shooting shitty wal-mart ammo out of an $800 shotgun at a bunch of birds that taste like chicken-liver (and that's the BEST case scenario). I can't explain it.... it's just fun.

10 Bears · 12-20-2011, 11:01 PM

All I can say is, "Well Done Amber!"

gunnysmith · 12-21-2011, 01:37 AM

Beware, Doves mate for life, there's a conspiracy brewing

baboon · 12-21-2011, 04:58 AM

Dove hunting in the back yard has merits. Especially if the grill is already fired up. just be sure there aint a BB/pellet gun ordinance.

dcjake · 02-29-2012, 01:28 PM

i need to introduce my wife to amber... she wants me to sell all of my "get out of the house" stuff.

they just don't understand!

aviator · 02-29-2012, 02:15 PM

Mine wants to know why I keep so many tools around the house. Hey I don't ask about 200 pairs of shoes and 100 handbags. females are weird.

Gus · 02-29-2012, 04:18 PM

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Amber gave me a dove call for Christmas

Hey Moon ... where ya been?

Them dove calls work I'm tellin ya

12-20-2011, 10:49 PM	#1
Moon IncogNegro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,825	Amber gave me a dove call for Christmas This has got be the silliest shit in the world, but..... I like it anyway. A dove call ?? It's gotta be one of the stupidest things ever marketed. Anyhow, Amber got me one of these as a Christmas gag-gift. Dove-hunting has kinda become one of those useless activities that gets me out of the house. I don't really give a shit about limiting out on doves in an afternoon. It's one of those outings where I like dressing up in camouflage, setting out a bunch of stupid plastic decoys, sitting in an uncomfortable chair all day, and shooting shitty wal-mart ammo out of an $800 shotgun at a bunch of birds that taste like chicken-liver (and that's the BEST case scenario). I can't explain it.... it's just fun. __________________ "Thou shalt not be a son-of-a-bitch". Magnus392, from Rules of Chuck 00011

12-21-2011, 01:37 AM	#3
gunnysmith Fear what you cannot see Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,730	Beware, Doves mate for life, there's a conspiracy brewing __________________ Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H. L. Mencken

02-29-2012, 02:15 PM	#6
aviator unum de multis Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bunker's Headquarters. Posts: 52,357	Mine wants to know why I keep so many tools around the house. Hey I don't ask about 200 pairs of shoes and 100 handbags. females are weird. __________________ "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Pesident Ronald Reagan

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12-20-2011, 11:01 PM	#2
10 Bears Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-Da-How Posts: 137,846	All I can say is, "Well Done Amber!"

12-21-2011, 04:58 AM	#4
baboon slug Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Out by the lake in central Texas Posts: 18,305	Dove hunting in the back yard has merits. Especially if the grill is already fired up. just be sure there aint a BB/pellet gun ordinance.

02-29-2012, 01:28 PM	#5
dcjake Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 319	i need to introduce my wife to amber... she wants me to sell all of my "get out of the house" stuff. they just don't understand!