Deer hunting story told to me by my little brother.......

Hunter07 · 04-18-2011, 12:07 AM

He and some friends went deer hunting. While I'm not quite sure of where they went, I'm familiar with the area.

Anyways, they decided to make it a 'weekend thing'.......you know, camping and 'communing with nature' type stuff.......with coolers packed full of beer/booze and a little food.

Now I know that some of you are already about a half day ahead of me on this, but...........

They all partied hardy that evening.........into the early morning. You know, one too many and all that stuff.

After a few hours sleep, they all headed out to their 'deer stands' (spots picked in the woods), and wait for the 'Turdy Point Buck' to come within range.

Time passes and my brother got bored. Bored = tired....and being they had 'partied hardy' the night prior, and he dozed off.

He says he doesn't know how long he slept, but for some reason, he 'awoke with a start'.

As he opened his eyes and slowly looked around to see wtf was going on, he heard something kinda behind him, off to his left a bit........10-15' away.

As he turned, he saw a 'large buck' (never did tell me what size rack it had, but did say it was 'big'). The buck pawed at the ground as it stared at him and 'snorted'.

Basically scared the sh*t outta my brother to the point where he screamed (most likely like a little girl

), and scared the buck.

The buck bolted off in the other direction, never to be seen by my brother again.

My brother says that he no longer has more than 6 beers the night before a hunt.

10 Bears · 04-18-2011, 09:04 AM

Tired, bored, inattentive, fall asleep.
Wake up and find huge deer tracks inside your own footprints.
Just don't tell the story, save that embarassment for your own private embarassment.

04-18-2011, 12:07 AM	#1
Hunter07 I'm a grumpy SOB Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Frostbite Falls, MN Posts: 10,527	Deer hunting story told to me by my little brother....... He and some friends went deer hunting. While I'm not quite sure of where they went, I'm familiar with the area. Anyways, they decided to make it a 'weekend thing'.......you know, camping and 'communing with nature' type stuff.......with coolers packed full of beer/booze and a little food. Now I know that some of you are already about a half day ahead of me on this, but........... They all partied hardy that evening.........into the early morning. You know, one too many and all that stuff. After a few hours sleep, they all headed out to their 'deer stands' (spots picked in the woods), and wait for the 'Turdy Point Buck' to come within range. Time passes and my brother got bored. Bored = tired....and being they had 'partied hardy' the night prior, and he dozed off. He says he doesn't know how long he slept, but for some reason, he 'awoke with a start'. As he opened his eyes and slowly looked around to see wtf was going on, he heard something kinda behind him, off to his left a bit........10-15' away. As he turned, he saw a 'large buck' (never did tell me what size rack it had, but did say it was 'big'). The buck pawed at the ground as it stared at him and 'snorted'. Basically scared the sh*t outta my brother to the point where he screamed (most likely like a little girl ), and scared the buck. The buck bolted off in the other direction, never to be seen by my brother again. My brother says that he no longer has more than 6 beers the night before a hunt.

04-18-2011, 09:04 AM	#2
10 Bears Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-Da-How Posts: 137,846	Tired, bored, inattentive, fall asleep. Wake up and find huge deer tracks inside your own footprints. Just don't tell the story, save that embarassment for your own private embarassment.