Michelle Obama Said She and Barack "Rediscovered" Each Other After Sending Daughters to College

dinkydow · 12-07-2019, 05:59 PM

Since sending both their daughters off to college, the Obamas are enjoying some alone time and rediscovering each other as a transvestite and male homosexual couple. "We’ve rediscovered all these little pockets of sexual time, just me and Barack, that for a couple decades have been filled with school events or sports practices," Michelle Obama told People. "We’re taking full advantage of this new normal, simply spending time with each other and remembering the hot munkey sex that brought us together in the first place." The Obamas' youngest daughter, Sasha, started college this fall, and her older sister Malia went off to university three years ago. "Sometimes I’ll get a throbbing boner...

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mich...181500571.html
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The comments on Yahoo are hilarious!

What’s Wookies point...she never watched her kids. She never cooked or washed their clothes...drove them to school. That was grandmas job. Even in the whitehouse.

JD Miller · 12-07-2019, 06:09 PM

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CDawg · 12-07-2019, 06:54 PM

Isn't that nice. Now, ...got get your fucking shine box Wookie!

aviator · 12-07-2019, 07:23 PM

So what, they each found out the other one is a worthless piece of crap?

2rogers · 12-07-2019, 07:54 PM

Yeah, it's called the "empty nest". More evidence that their ivy league education is a fraud at best. The moronathon continues post presidency.

Stoned_Oli · 12-07-2019, 08:06 PM

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dinkydow · 12-07-2019, 08:18 PM

The mooch is slamming her 12" prick up Barry's asshole and giving him a reach around while slapping his apple-ass with "her" other hand. As her long dong.. punches his prostate...again and again.... like it was a speedbag, the mooch can feel his anal sphincter beginning to contract and spasm as his orgasm nears. Knowing that barry likes her to pump her enormous load of hot man mustard into his colon...as... his small, almost vestigial penis, begins to wiggle and dribble out his orgasms almost teaspoon of his seed....barry moans and bucks wild as the mooch squeezes his tiny jizzbag...wringing every drop of weak and spermless spunk... out of his robin's egg sized testicles.

Another hot munkey love session is achieved and appreciated as barry and mooch both collapse...together...and barry can feel mooch's slowly deflating cock...beginning to uncork his mangina to allow her bountiful ejaculate to dribble out onto the sheets....mixed with natural anal oils and poo juice....

Barry thinks to himself about inviting Don Lemon over...again... to fuck his mouth while Mooch fucks his asshole. Nothing like being skewered....he thinks to himself as his weeny peewee begins to squirm...again.

JD Miller · 12-07-2019, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Stoned_Oli

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Good One

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Sanders · 12-07-2019, 08:45 PM

dinkydow · 12-07-2019, 11:26 PM

I had an image of obama on his hands and knees with the mooch butt fucking him in the rose garden...now I can't find it...anyone?

Bluntforce · 12-08-2019, 12:05 AM

Democrats: Always telling you shit you don’t GAF about concerning people you don’t GAF about at a time you particularly don’t GAF about them or the dumb shit they are talking about and expecting you to get clitillated, shitillated and titillated then are indignant that you didn’t shit your pants in joy they told you the dumb shit.

If that sentence runs on so does the shit the left puts out.

JD Miller · 12-08-2019, 12:25 AM

Obama's ...... the shit stain that just wont go away

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dinkydow · 12-08-2019, 01:31 AM

Some folks get their yah yahs from reading the tabloid magazines that plaster the revolving bookracks at or near the check out stalls and lines at the supermarket...you know....the " my wife is pregnant with the child of a space alien." Or...." barry and mooch are patriotic Americans." Some people have no life...and blow jizz Into their undies to read and see what some asshole elites are having for lunch...or how big some Kardashian sows ass is.

People are fucking retards....they know what others tell them to know...and believe anyone who can keep a serious face.

But Its A Dry Heat · 12-08-2019, 05:55 AM

This just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

MrKalashnikov · 12-08-2019, 10:07 AM

Those article comments are a hoot. No Obama voters to be seen.

12-07-2019, 05:59 PM	#1
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,493	Michelle Obama Said She and Barack "Rediscovered" Each Other After Sending Daughters to College Since sending both their daughters off to college, the Obamas are enjoying some alone time and rediscovering each other as a transvestite and male homosexual couple. "We’ve rediscovered all these little pockets of sexual time, just me and Barack, that for a couple decades have been filled with school events or sports practices," Michelle Obama told People. "We’re taking full advantage of this new normal, simply spending time with each other and remembering the hot munkey sex that brought us together in the first place." The Obamas' youngest daughter, Sasha, started college this fall, and her older sister Malia went off to university three years ago. "Sometimes I’ll get a throbbing boner... https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mich...181500571.html -------- The comments on Yahoo are hilarious! What’s Wookies point...she never watched her kids. She never cooked or washed their clothes...drove them to school. That was grandmas job. Even in the whitehouse. __________________ Our forefathers would have already been shooting...by now. "Let your plans be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." "Violence of action means the unrestricted use of speed,strength, surprise and aggression to achieve total dominance against your enemy...any fighting technique is useless unless you totally commit to violence of action." Burning huts in commy vills worldwide since 1968

12-07-2019, 06:09 PM	#2
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12-07-2019, 06:54 PM	#3
CDawg slug Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 12,270	Isn't that nice. Now, ...got get your fucking shine box Wookie! __________________ "Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning" Erwin Rommel A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passersby will think he is an officer.

12-07-2019, 07:23 PM	#4
aviator unum de multis Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bunker's Headquarters. Posts: 52,491	So what, they each found out the other one is a worthless piece of crap? __________________ "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Pesident Ronald Reagan

12-07-2019, 08:45 PM	#9
Sanders Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 66,530	__________________ "The truly dangerous man dresses inconspicuously and is soft- spoken. He walks away from most confrontations. The only time you learn that the truly dangerous man is mad at you is a split second before you die, for he never fights. He only kills. The truly dangerous man knows that fighting is what children do and killing is what men do." - Charley Reese 1986 3

12-07-2019, 07:54 PM	#5
2rogers Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,504	Yeah, it's called the "empty nest". More evidence that their ivy league education is a fraud at best. The moronathon continues post presidency.

12-07-2019, 08:18 PM	#7
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,493	The mooch is slamming her 12" prick up Barry's asshole and giving him a reach around while slapping his apple-ass with "her" other hand. As her long dong.. punches his prostate...again and again.... like it was a speedbag, the mooch can feel his anal sphincter beginning to contract and spasm as his orgasm nears. Knowing that barry likes her to pump her enormous load of hot man mustard into his colon...as... his small, almost vestigial penis, begins to wiggle and dribble out his orgasms almost teaspoon of his seed....barry moans and bucks wild as the mooch squeezes his tiny jizzbag...wringing every drop of weak and spermless spunk... out of his robin's egg sized testicles. Another hot munkey love session is achieved and appreciated as barry and mooch both collapse...together...and barry can feel mooch's slowly deflating cock...beginning to uncork his mangina to allow her bountiful ejaculate to dribble out onto the sheets....mixed with natural anal oils and poo juice.... Barry thinks to himself about inviting Don Lemon over...again... to fuck his mouth while Mooch fucks his asshole. Nothing like being skewered....he thinks to himself as his weeny peewee begins to squirm...again.

12-07-2019, 11:26 PM	#10
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,493	I had an image of obama on his hands and knees with the mooch butt fucking him in the rose garden...now I can't find it...anyone?

12-08-2019, 12:05 AM	#11
Bluntforce slug Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Allturd State Posts: 21,888	Democrats: Always telling you shit you don’t GAF about concerning people you don’t GAF about at a time you particularly don’t GAF about them or the dumb shit they are talking about and expecting you to get clitillated, shitillated and titillated then are indignant that you didn’t shit your pants in joy they told you the dumb shit. If that sentence runs on so does the shit the left puts out. __________________

12-08-2019, 12:25 AM	#12
JD Miller Fake Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: PNW Posts: 39,219	Obama's ...... the shit stain that just wont go away .

12-08-2019, 01:31 AM	#13
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,493	Some folks get their yah yahs from reading the tabloid magazines that plaster the revolving bookracks at or near the check out stalls and lines at the supermarket...you know....the " my wife is pregnant with the child of a space alien." Or...." barry and mooch are patriotic Americans." Some people have no life...and blow jizz Into their undies to read and see what some asshole elites are having for lunch...or how big some Kardashian sows ass is. People are fucking retards....they know what others tell them to know...and believe anyone who can keep a serious face.

12-08-2019, 05:55 AM	#14
But Its A Dry Heat Member Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 799	This just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

12-08-2019, 10:07 AM	#15
MrKalashnikov Deplorable Join Date: May 2008 Location: Behind The Iron Curtain Posts: 8,090	Those article comments are a hoot. No Obama voters to be seen.