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Old 01-17-2019, 10:51 AM   #1
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump's
Mexican Wall? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologist's
had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a
lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring
under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians
said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be
a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would
"put a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step
forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists
thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have
the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the assholes in Washington.

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Rick-a-Roo? May I say that you voiced the opinion of quite a few theorists?
Mountain talk?

That right thar was some funny stuff.
Succinct and well put.
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Excellent "Doctoral" of the situation!
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Rick-a-Roo? May I say that you voiced the opinion of quite a few theorists?
Mountain talk?

That right thar was some funny stuff.
Succinct and well put.
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