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10-19-2018, 09:54 AM
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Miserable Bastard
 
Join Date: Jan 2018
Location: USSA
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Mr.-AK-47, A moment, please.
I've grown to enjoy perusing the Bunker each morning and during the day when time permits.
One of the first things I look for is "the avatar of the day" by Mr-AK-47, Massa di avatars. However this morning I glanced over at today's avatar and almost choked to fucken death on a mouthful of bacon, egg & cheese croissant. What, in the name of fuck's sake, is that buck toothed mutant you have as an avatar? I had to call my 'ol lady in to show her. She laughed so hard she almost peed her drawers.
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Somebody go back and get a shit load of dimes. 
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10-19-2018, 10:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Yo mama's troat
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looks like a coconut with chicklets superglued to it.
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10-19-2018, 11:31 AM
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Fake Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: PNW
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10-19-2018, 11:32 AM
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slug
 
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Ice Station Zebra
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I think that's Shiftless' youngest son.
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10-19-2018, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Near Fairbanks
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Result of brother breeding his sister.
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10-19-2018, 12:40 PM
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slug
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Allturd State
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That's one Ugly Motherfucker.
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10-19-2018, 01:08 PM
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Soldier of Allah
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Crackerland
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Mr. AK-47 is busy right now. He is on www.blackpeoplemeet.com selecting a new girlfriend. His criteria are quite strict. He insists on a woman who has fewer than 5 children, weighs less than 200 pounds, and has an IQ above 80. He also insists that his woman be no darker than Oprah.
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10-19-2018, 01:25 PM
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slug
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Allturd State
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Dat's dubble jepidy 500! Dubble Jepidy!
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10-19-2018, 01:27 PM
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Mzungu
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: In the land of socialist nepotism and corruption.
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Perhaps he will find something better here: https://livestock.com
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10-19-2018, 01:39 PM
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Massa di Avatars
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time
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....Well,...I was going use these this week,...here is one for your wife,....to get her in the mood......
  and...  ....three negros a day,...keep the slave catchers away..... .
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. One person says something stupid, and the other stupid people hear him, and the next thing you know, you're getting tortured in a gulag. Welcome to democracy, where your rights depend on the howling of the mob. . 
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10-19-2018, 01:45 PM
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slug
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Seattle, WA
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Man...dem b sum uglies...an sum!
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Diesel 88888888  Duty is Action; Fight Or Die! Fight Or I'll Kill You Myself! 
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10-19-2018, 01:51 PM
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Massa di Avatars
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time
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....Going Mike Cohen on me Dan......well,..I ...."could"...point out ...thru ...you and said law firm,...my fees were paid,....no money from the clittoon foundation were harmed, or denied..... ....my african queen....must have at least five chillden....must be plus sized....I would like a small hippo,...as I might have a better chance, to out run ... if see ...sez me wit anada ho.....  ....you show me a ghetto queen with a 80 IQ...  ....right...setting a standard with such a high IQ,... I would prefer a cooler one of close to say....50....this way I can tell her ...white man holding her down.....and shit......I also would ask that you not tell everyone where to go to find these prizes..... ......after all....I am a professional negro handler,...please do not try at home, by your self...this would result in your wallet stolen..... |
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10-19-2018, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
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Is dat one bigger sucking it's own toe? Cheetah could that. No offense meant to Cheetah,Tarzan's buddy.
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10-19-2018, 02:24 PM
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Fake Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: PNW
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10-19-2018, 02:55 PM
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King of S'marm
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Mid-Missouri
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And here I thought this thread was going to be to celebrate his poetic Style... Still, not disappointed!
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