Baby Daughter just went out on her first date.

aviator · 01-12-2019, 06:25 PM

Nice clean looking kid, an engineering student at FIU, well educated, very white, no earrings, no tattoos, sort of shy, well dressed, I looked at him and said "Well, you pass the first inspection, you look clean, to tatts, no earrings none of that shit, just make sure you bring her back on time and in one piece or else." The wife says I looked scary, I don't give a shit, you hurt my daughter I'm going to hurt you, period.

BBill · 01-12-2019, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by aviator

Nice clean looking kid, an engineering student at FIU, well educated, very white, no earrings, no tattoos, sort of shy, well dressed, I looked at him and said "Well, you pass the first inspection, you look clean, to tatts, no earrings none of that shit, just make sure you bring her back on time and in one piece or else." The wife says I looked scary, I don't give a shit, you hurt my daughter I'm going to hurt you, period.

Good Dad!!!

44044 · 01-12-2019, 07:18 PM

Been there done that

ColonelKorn · 01-12-2019, 07:29 PM

I asked my niece's boyfriend if he had ever been with a niqqer....he hadn't. They've been together for 4 years now. The guy works his ass off, no tats, or piercings. Drug and alcohol free, and fiscally responsible. I did not realize that they made kids like that any more.

500grains · 01-12-2019, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by aviator

"Well, you pass the first inspection, you look clean, to tatts, no earrings none of that shit, just make sure you bring her back on time and in one piece or else."

Did you show him your shotgun and your shovel?

Sanders · 01-12-2019, 08:23 PM

My girls didn't have many dates in high school. Apparently, I had a reputation in their school and the boys were all scared of me. Oh well.

baboon · 01-12-2019, 08:41 PM

I remember when first dating my wife her father trying to scare me with a shotgun when picking her up for a date. Asked him where & what he hunted. Told him I was really into hunting too. Told him I currently had a FFL & it looked like he needed to upgrade his shotgun.

Stalky · 01-12-2019, 11:58 PM

Is the daughter home yet? No tracking device in her purse?
I just. My first date with a girl ( hers) and I brought her home almost five minutes late and her dad didn't want to hear about the city stoplights.
We didn't date again.
If I stopped to call we would have been seven minutes late.
If I had broken the traffic laws we may have had an accident.
I got nothing else on that prick head to say.

mr-ak-47 · 01-13-2019, 03:50 AM

....step in close ...and give him a hard belly punch,....Tell him next time he comes over to have his parents with him....you want to meet them.

......walk away telling him he better not Ever make you mad, .....

.......and to get a haircut.

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riderv700 · 01-13-2019, 07:13 AM

Yes, you fit the mold of a great dad. Keep up the great work. Get that girl off on the right step in this twisted time.

aviator · 01-13-2019, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by riderv700

Yes, you fit the mold of a great dad. Keep up the great work. Get that girl off on the right step in this twisted time.

The other two turned out OK after all and a couple bumps on the road but both on their own now and doing very well but boys are boys and you just teach them to be safe, girls on the other hand you worry about their safety all the time. She's a very good, smart kid, being accepted to Honors College in the nursing program.

Pogo · 01-13-2019, 10:11 AM

Kids grow up too fast. It seems like one day you have a child and turn around and it's an adult.

10 Bears · 01-13-2019, 10:59 AM

Yep, kids grow up fast.
Then come grand kids.
You live long enough .....
You get greats and great-great.

Thank fully it never ends.
Even after you're gone.

Diesel 88888888 · 01-13-2019, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by aviator

The other two turned out OK after all and a couple bumps on the road but both on their own now and doing very well but boys are boys and you just teach them to be safe, girls on the other hand you worry about their safety all the time. She's a very good, smart kid, being accepted to Honors College in the nursing program.

Well! We're all waiting...is she back home yet?

aviator · 01-13-2019, 12:09 PM

Oh yeah, she was back by 21:30.

01-12-2019, 06:25 PM	#1
aviator unum de multis Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bunker's Headquarters. Posts: 52,438	Baby Daughter just went out on her first date. Nice clean looking kid, an engineering student at FIU, well educated, very white, no earrings, no tattoos, sort of shy, well dressed, I looked at him and said "Well, you pass the first inspection, you look clean, to tatts, no earrings none of that shit, just make sure you bring her back on time and in one piece or else." The wife says I looked scary, I don't give a shit, you hurt my daughter I'm going to hurt you, period. __________________ "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Pesident Ronald Reagan

01-12-2019, 07:29 PM	#4
ColonelKorn High Priest of Honkydom Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Cheetahstan Posts: 9,546	I asked my niece's boyfriend if he had ever been with a niqqer....he hadn't. They've been together for 4 years now. The guy works his ass off, no tats, or piercings. Drug and alcohol free, and fiscally responsible. I did not realize that they made kids like that any more. __________________ I am an enraged asswipe

01-12-2019, 08:23 PM	#6
Sanders Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 66,497	My girls didn't have many dates in high school. Apparently, I had a reputation in their school and the boys were all scared of me. Oh well. __________________ "The truly dangerous man dresses inconspicuously and is soft- spoken. He walks away from most confrontations. The only time you learn that the truly dangerous man is mad at you is a split second before you die, for he never fights. He only kills. The truly dangerous man knows that fighting is what children do and killing is what men do." - Charley Reese 1986 3

01-13-2019, 03:50 AM	#9
mr-ak-47 Massa di Avatars Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time Posts: 25,604	....step in close ...and give him a hard belly punch,....Tell him next time he comes over to have his parents with him....you want to meet them. ......walk away telling him he better not Ever make you mad, ..... .......and to get a haircut. . __________________ . One person says something stupid, and the other stupid people hear him, and the next thing you know, you're getting tortured in a gulag. Welcome to democracy, where your rights depend on the howling of the mob. .

01-13-2019, 10:11 AM	#12
Pogo Mystic Knight of the Sea Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great Swamp Posts: 81,979	Kids grow up too fast. It seems like one day you have a child and turn around and it's an adult. __________________ .................................................. ....................................… *We have met the enemy, and he is us!*

01-12-2019, 07:18 PM	#3
44044 slug Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: swampeastmissouri Posts: 50,958	Been there done that

01-12-2019, 08:41 PM	#7
baboon slug Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Out by the lake in central Texas Posts: 18,318	I remember when first dating my wife her father trying to scare me with a shotgun when picking her up for a date. Asked him where & what he hunted. Told him I was really into hunting too. Told him I currently had a FFL & it looked like he needed to upgrade his shotgun.

01-12-2019, 11:58 PM	#8
Stalky Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 8,076	Is the daughter home yet? No tracking device in her purse? I just. My first date with a girl ( hers) and I brought her home almost five minutes late and her dad didn't want to hear about the city stoplights. We didn't date again. If I stopped to call we would have been seven minutes late. If I had broken the traffic laws we may have had an accident. I got nothing else on that prick head to say.

01-13-2019, 07:13 AM	#10
riderv700 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 2,266	Yes, you fit the mold of a great dad. Keep up the great work. Get that girl off on the right step in this twisted time.

01-13-2019, 10:59 AM	#13
10 Bears Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-Da-How Posts: 137,846	Yep, kids grow up fast. Then come grand kids. You live long enough ..... You get greats and great-great. Thank fully it never ends. Even after you're gone.

01-13-2019, 12:09 PM	#15
aviator unum de multis Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bunker's Headquarters. Posts: 52,438	Oh yeah, she was back by 21:30.