Gator hunting. Calling any tuff guys. - Page 2

DirtySteve · 04-10-2011, 10:09 AM

3000 lbs per square inch when they bite down.

Y'all have at it! Not with a bangstick or gig!! Too close!

ErikD · 04-15-2011, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by 4thIDvet

ErikD sounds like he has the most potential.
If he brings those gorgeous Norwegian girls here. I will jump in the water and kill one with a steak knife if I have too.

Do the girls I bring have to be real, or will the inflateable kind do? I can fit a lot more of the inflateable kind into my dufflebag.

Desert Rat · 04-15-2011, 11:07 AM

I've been watching that crazy TV series "Swamp People" and them guys are certifiable!

In my younger days I was crazy as an outhouse rat...but not sure I'd ever have been up for gator hunting. Scares the crap out of me just to watch on TV now.

10 Bears · 04-15-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Desert Rat

I've been watching that crazy TV series "Swamp People" and them guys are certifiable!

In my younger days I was crazy as an outhouse rat...but not sure I'd ever have been up for gator hunting. Scares the crap out of me just to watch on TV now.

Yep, I've been watching "Swamp People" too.
Last night they used the secret recipe called "Gravy" on their bait.
Set a record catch, for one day, of 51 gators.
Well done, I say, very well done.

Then there's the guy who catches 'em by hand, for tagging and transplanting.
Now THAT guy is definately certifiable!

Desert Rat · 04-15-2011, 11:17 AM

Yeah, but he just snags the little ones, 4 ft or so.

The really crazy guy on Swamp People is the guy who HUNTS ALONE and does the whole thing himself. That guy ain't right. Going on dang near any sort of hunt isn't a smart policy and that goes double for a guy in a swamp hunting gators.

4thIDvet · 04-15-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ErikD

Do the girls I bring have to be real, or will the inflateable kind do? I can fit a lot more of the inflateable kind into my dufflebag.

I fell in love a hundred times in Norway. Good viking stock pretty women.
The Swedish women all were good looking but too tall for me.
Dont mind a nice date. But I dont want too get the crap beat out of me if I get a little frisky.
I will bring you over some gator heads and gator meat. Hook me up. Lets make a deal.
Checking into flights now.

4thIDvet · 04-15-2011, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Desert Rat

Yeah, but he just snags the little ones, 4 ft or so.

The really crazy guy on Swamp People is the guy who HUNTS ALONE and does the whole thing himself. That guy ain't right. Going on dang near any sort of hunt isn't a smart policy and that goes double for a guy in a swamp hunting gators.

They hunt alone here also. Notice I stress THEY. I aint going out there.

Desert Rat · 04-15-2011, 11:41 AM

I reckon there are some guys with the scars to prove it. Not for me. I've gotten my ass in enough things by going it alone to know that when the SHTF being alone is mighty lonely.

Exitwound · 04-16-2011, 07:07 AM

Ahd jess love te go git sum gaters mmhmmmm only iffn I can tawk widda streemly cajunn tawk whilm doin it.

Czubek · 04-16-2011, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ErikD

Do the girls I bring have to be real, or will the inflateable kind do? I can fit a lot more of the inflateable kind into my dufflebag.

An inflatable doll with a screaming record works well.

Brian

Desert Rat · 04-16-2011, 08:57 AM

I'd throw the inflatable girl in the water and while the gator was eating her would make my escape. You gator boys are out of my league.

04-16-2011, 07:07 AM	#24
Exitwound Red Blooded American Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,288	Ahd jess love te go git sum gaters mmhmmmm only iffn I can tawk widda streemly cajunn tawk whilm doin it. __________________ Fear is the mind killer.

04-10-2011, 10:09 AM	#16
DirtySteve Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,798	3000 lbs per square inch when they bite down. Y'all have at it! Not with a bangstick or gig!! Too close!

04-15-2011, 11:07 AM	#18
Desert Rat Junior Woodchuck Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 4,592	I've been watching that crazy TV series "Swamp People" and them guys are certifiable! In my younger days I was crazy as an outhouse rat...but not sure I'd ever have been up for gator hunting. Scares the crap out of me just to watch on TV now.

04-15-2011, 11:17 AM	#20
Desert Rat Junior Woodchuck Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 4,592	Yeah, but he just snags the little ones, 4 ft or so. The really crazy guy on Swamp People is the guy who HUNTS ALONE and does the whole thing himself. That guy ain't right. Going on dang near any sort of hunt isn't a smart policy and that goes double for a guy in a swamp hunting gators.

04-15-2011, 11:41 AM	#23
Desert Rat Junior Woodchuck Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 4,592	I reckon there are some guys with the scars to prove it. Not for me. I've gotten my ass in enough things by going it alone to know that when the SHTF being alone is mighty lonely.

04-16-2011, 08:57 AM	#26
Desert Rat Junior Woodchuck Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 4,592	I'd throw the inflatable girl in the water and while the gator was eating her would make my escape. You gator boys are out of my league.