I was at wallyworld earlier...

dinkydow · 01-06-2021, 08:38 PM

...and found THIS......... WOW! It is guaranteed to remove dickcheese....and make your junk smell like cookies baking....How can a man go wrong with it?

JD Miller · 01-06-2021, 10:11 PM

I assume that is for poo poo eating, dick up their ass fags and goat fucking mudslums

twin50 · 01-06-2021, 11:02 PM

Named Boners no less.

aviator · 01-07-2021, 11:26 AM

Only the Brits would come up with something like that.

https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/new...s-like-2667148

dinkydow · 01-12-2021, 12:44 AM

But....it really cleans the 'mater seeds off the meat pole.....

Some gals DEMAND a good hard buttfuck. I once had my Sister-in-law tell me that slipping the cock up a gals butt.. "was homosexual." Some catholic gals are stump broke at a tender age...some are not. I replied that there is NOTHING homosexual...that can be done by a man and woman in bed screwing that could possibly be considered homosexual. Contradiction in terms, I said.

I learned later that she was holding out on that buttsex from my Brother...he taps that ass...now.

First Catholic gal I porked it was up her pooper...I was about thirteen she was maybe sixteen. She said: "Eats in the front and porking in the rear." and "I am not going to let you stick THAT in my pussy and get knocked up." She was a brave girl...I would not want my tool or any other up my butt. Took a while to work most of it up and in. She loved having her fudge packed. Much later she told me that her anal cherry had been POPPED...by a blak boy..a neighbor...which is why her family moved to where they lived when I slammed MY beef up dat butt. To get away from da nlggas. High priced neighborhood with NICE, mostly brick homes, big yards and no nlggas.

Females are some strange animals...

500grains · 01-20-2021, 09:07 PM

Did you squirt that stuff on your dick right there in the aisle at Wal Mart to see if it works?

dinkydow · 01-21-2021, 11:08 AM

I waited until I got home and was in the shower to use it.

Lathered up well and left my junk.....cheeseless....and with the aroma of baking cookies. Works well when used in the yeast filled assditch and the stinking recesses of the armpits as well.

Great product. Makes the warhead on my instrument give off a purple glow with a sheen like that of a spitshined Corcoran jump boots toecap..

The gigantic and morbidly obese, sweat hawg, negro sow that I am habitually attracted to...sexually... are drawn to suck on my tooling and rim my balloon knot with extreme hunger...much like iron filings drawn to a magnet......because they are always hungry...for cookies and a hot meal.

Rick-a-Roo · 01-21-2021, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aviator

Only the Brits would come up with something like that.

Gots to have a clean dick before inserting said dick into Durex condom.

Much quicker than Mr. Dow's procedure.

Woodpusher · 01-21-2021, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinkydow

...and make your junk smell like cookies baking.

If it smelt like cookie dough maybe some broad would like to bake them in her oven. She might even lick the spoon clean.

500grains · 01-23-2021, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinkydow

The gigantic and morbidly obese, sweat hawg, negro sow that I am habitually attracted to...

Is this her:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2...2885386021.jpg

Boris · 01-24-2021, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 500grains

Is this her:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2...2885386021.jpg

Holy Shit!!,,,it's Jabba the Hutts sister!!

dinkydow · 01-25-2021, 10:47 PM

Mmmmmmmmm.....SPURTING...SPURTING....SPURTING...SQ UIRTING...SQUIRT...SQUIRT...dribble.

So hot....can you imagine the cheese growing in those yeasty pork valleys! A whole box of Ritz crackers would be needed to dip out all that natural goodness. Yummmmy!

Texas double bluff · 01-26-2021, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 500grains

Is this her:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2...2885386021.jpg

Ugh!!
Why did i click on it?

dinkydow · 01-27-2021, 12:02 AM

Y'all leave my baby mama out of it. She gets drunk with economical quickness and then allows me to gargle with her labial palps. She is mighty tasty.

You are ALL just envious you are not depositing your man mustard deep in her vagina-like folds of yeasty pork.

Everything sits better on a Ritz.

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01-12-2021, 12:44 AM	#5
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wakandaland Posts: 89,191	But....it really cleans the 'mater seeds off the meat pole..... Some gals DEMAND a good hard buttfuck. I once had my Sister-in-law tell me that slipping the cock up a gals butt.. "was homosexual." Some catholic gals are stump broke at a tender age...some are not. I replied that there is NOTHING homosexual...that can be done by a man and woman in bed screwing that could possibly be considered homosexual. Contradiction in terms, I said. I learned later that she was holding out on that buttsex from my Brother...he taps that ass...now. First Catholic gal I porked it was up her pooper...I was about thirteen she was maybe sixteen. She said: "Eats in the front and porking in the rear." and "I am not going to let you stick THAT in my pussy and get knocked up." She was a brave girl...I would not want my tool or any other up my butt. Took a while to work most of it up and in. She loved having her fudge packed. Much later she told me that her anal cherry had been POPPED...by a blak boy..a neighbor...which is why her family moved to where they lived when I slammed MY beef up dat butt. To get away from da nlggas. High priced neighborhood with NICE, mostly brick homes, big yards and no nlggas. Females are some strange animals...

01-21-2021, 11:08 AM	#7
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wakandaland Posts: 89,191	I waited until I got home and was in the shower to use it. Lathered up well and left my junk.....cheeseless....and with the aroma of baking cookies. Works well when used in the yeast filled assditch and the stinking recesses of the armpits as well. Great product. Makes the warhead on my instrument give off a purple glow with a sheen like that of a spitshined Corcoran jump boots toecap.. The gigantic and morbidly obese, sweat hawg, negro sow that I am habitually attracted to...sexually... are drawn to suck on my tooling and rim my balloon knot with extreme hunger...much like iron filings drawn to a magnet......because they are always hungry...for cookies and a hot meal.

01-25-2021, 10:47 PM	#12
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wakandaland Posts: 89,191	Mmmmmmmmm.....SPURTING...SPURTING....SPURTING...SQ UIRTING...SQUIRT...SQUIRT...dribble. So hot....can you imagine the cheese growing in those yeasty pork valleys! A whole box of Ritz crackers would be needed to dip out all that natural goodness. Yummmmy!

01-27-2021, 12:02 AM	#14
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Wakandaland Posts: 89,191	Y'all leave my baby mama out of it. She gets drunk with economical quickness and then allows me to gargle with her labial palps. She is mighty tasty. You are ALL just envious you are not depositing your man mustard deep in her vagina-like folds of yeasty pork. Everything sits better on a Ritz.