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12-18-2018, 10:32 AM
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Home on the range
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: S. Indiana
Posts: 17,283
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Wife mad at me (again).
Saw Melania Trump on tv, and she said she looks becoming with that dress on, and I said “If I was on her, I’d be cumming too”.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure of the universe" -Albert Einstein- |
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12-18-2018, 10:39 AM
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Intelligent Posterior
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Ohio
Posts: 6,711
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12-18-2018, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Out by the lake in central Texas
Posts: 18,306
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My wife lets me talk all kinds of crazy shit about anyone from the traffic girl on the morning news to random women on TV who I ask who that whore, slut!
Then there are my epic niqqer rants & coal burner commentaries. |
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12-18-2018, 11:46 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: arizona
Posts: 5,908
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your mileage may vary |
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12-18-2018, 12:31 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 8,076
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Dayumm.You have a death wish?
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12-18-2018, 01:54 PM
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Gaw' Blimey Limey
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road
Posts: 25,878
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You be asking for trouble.
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zulu6 out |
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12-18-2018, 02:00 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The Great White North
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More than any others wives enjoy:
When I fuck your sister like this she cums like a machinegun. Your replacement graduates from high school every year. Them high school cheerleaders never seem to age ...do they? I would rather hear HER fart...that YOU sing.
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Our forefathers would have already been shooting...by now. "Let your plans be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." "Violence of action means the unrestricted use of speed,strength, surprise and aggression to achieve total dominance against your enemy...any fighting technique is useless unless you totally commit to violence of action."Burning huts in commy vills worldwide since 1968 
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12-18-2018, 06:45 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 8,076
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Is it time for the menopause?
Thought my wife would kill me in my sleep. |
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12-18-2018, 08:23 PM
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High Priest of Honkydom
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Cheetahstan
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When my girlfriend hit menopause she stayed angry for months.
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I am an enraged asswipe |
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12-18-2018, 09:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
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That's gonna cost you alot of points!
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12-18-2018, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Astor Florida
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God Bless Americas Veterans. All who are serving and have served. 
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12-19-2018, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Seattle, WA
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Diesel 88888888  Duty is Action; Fight Or Die! Fight Or I'll Kill You Myself! 
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12-19-2018, 04:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
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12-19-2018, 09:16 PM
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Coonass Crusader
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: backwoods of south Louisiana
Posts: 4,491
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Been married 31 years, the wife doesn't even blink an eye at those type of comments anymore
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