05-28-2011, 02:17 PM | #1 |
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Gator hunting guys. Lets go..
Still waiting for the P.M.s from all you hunters.
Where are they? Free place too stay. Chip in for the beer. My 65 year old Marine Bro got denied this year. But my neighbor got two tags. That is 4 gators allowed total. Night hunting small boat. Put out a buoy with rotten cow lung for bait. Gator takes the bait. Follow buoy. Pull the 11 foot 700 pound gator too boat. Stick your hand in the water and bang stick Mr. gator in the head. Pull Mr. gator in the boat. Simple. Now I have too put in for a last minute permit so the Marine can come with me and hunt. June 1st drawing. Might get it might not. Still waiting for those P.M.s Is everyone busy working?
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05-28-2011, 02:52 PM | #2 |
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Well, if it was within "walking distance"......
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05-28-2011, 03:09 PM | #3 |
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I'll be there as soon as my brother straightens out...but he's been a hunchback all his life.
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05-28-2011, 06:02 PM | #4 |
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Busy, yup, busy trying to figer out which bills must be paid in June
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05-28-2011, 06:08 PM | #5 |
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I've watched enough episodes of "Swamp People" that I don't need reality!
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05-28-2011, 10:47 PM | #6 |
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I want to, but I don't know if I can afford the time to make the trip this year.
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05-29-2011, 05:34 AM | #7 | |
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Come on 10 Bears..
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You can still fire a weapon. Damn thing gets in the boat and comes awake. Take a shotgun and keep pumping rounds in it until it stops moving. You can hand out the beers, anyone falls in the water during the action, you can call 911. Hell probably call the Coast Guard and tell them were sinking might not be a bad idea either. Youll love it. |
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05-29-2011, 09:51 AM | #8 | |
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"Hey, Bubba and I are in a sinking boat, out in Beadreaux Bijou." "Why is your boat sinking sir?" "Well, that ten feet of gator wasn't quite dead when we hauled him in, I emptied the shotgun at him, while he was knocking shit around. We have some big holes in the bottom of the boat now." |
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05-29-2011, 10:01 AM | #9 | |
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Quote:
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05-30-2011, 11:37 AM | #10 |
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05-30-2011, 02:20 PM | #11 |
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me too.
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