Oh Pogo...........

[HorseSoldier176]

Just like the couple who went parachuting on their honeymoon.

The bride was an experienced jumper, and rigger. The groom had never jumped before. He was very wealthy, but a jackass (everybody thought so). We were all surprised when she agreed to marry him. On his first ever, and last ever jump, he had a major malfunction. He crashed, burned, and died, leaving everything to her.

She had not packed his chute, and there was no evidence that she tampered with it, but...