Call me Al Cornpone....

dinkydow · 11-11-2018, 09:50 AM

Received today via voicemail:

Date : Nov 11 2018 9:01 AM
From : AULANDER NC (12523778623)
To : Dinkydow (1330XXX-XXX)

"In the hours and once it get expired after that you will be taken under custody by the local police as there are four serious allegations pressed on your name at this moment we would request you to get back to us so that we can discuss about this case before taking any legal action against you. The number to reach us is 252-377-8623. I repeat 252-377-8623. Thank you."

Diesel 88888888 · 11-11-2018, 09:57 AM

Gosh, you must have called mohammud a n!gger or something...maybe worse: '...did you say that allah could kiss your sweet white ass and suck your balls...? Now, those crimes have already been nullified by white folks worldwide...so go ahead, vent...and then 'vent' again.'

azhonkey · 11-11-2018, 10:01 AM

I get those from the IRS all the time.

Angry White Trash · 11-11-2018, 10:11 AM

I suggest you take an Ak into the shower with you. These goons always seem to show up at the most inopportune moments.

Shooter 14 · 11-11-2018, 10:17 AM

You guys sure do get a lot of those.

I'm starting to wonder if this will affect my reputation. You know, hanging around with known ne'er do wells and all that stuff...

dinkydow · 11-11-2018, 10:21 AM

The ****erians are pissed because I spell their country as ..."Niqqeria."

mr-ak-47 · 11-11-2018, 10:28 AM

...I'd contact the clittoon foundation if I was you.... for setting up payments...they are good at keeping you out of jail...as long as payments are current..

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Stalky · 11-11-2018, 11:56 AM

I haven't received one of those in a while.
Maybe the threats to them and return to sender helped?

dinkydow · 11-11-2018, 08:01 PM

I must be a "STAR"...now. I am getting shit like that about once a week.

11-11-2018, 09:50 AM	#1
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,465	Call me Al Cornpone.... Received today via voicemail: Date : Nov 11 2018 9:01 AM From : AULANDER NC (12523778623) To : Dinkydow (1330XXX-XXX) "In the hours and once it get expired after that you will be taken under custody by the local police as there are four serious allegations pressed on your name at this moment we would request you to get back to us so that we can discuss about this case before taking any legal action against you. The number to reach us is 252-377-8623. I repeat 252-377-8623. Thank you." __________________ Our forefathers would have already been shooting...by now. "Let your plans be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." "Violence of action means the unrestricted use of speed,strength, surprise and aggression to achieve total dominance against your enemy...any fighting technique is useless unless you totally commit to violence of action." Burning huts in commy vills worldwide since 1968

11-11-2018, 09:57 AM	#2
Diesel 88888888 slug Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 35,823	Gosh, you must have called mohammud a n!gger or something...maybe worse: '...did you say that allah could kiss your sweet white ass and suck your balls...? Now, those crimes have already been nullified by white folks worldwide...so go ahead, vent...and then 'vent' again.' __________________ Diesel 88888888 Duty is Action; Fight Or Die! Fight Or I'll Kill You Myself!

11-11-2018, 10:01 AM	#3
azhonkey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: arizona Posts: 5,908	I get those from the IRS all the time. __________________ your mileage may vary

11-11-2018, 10:17 AM	#5
Shooter 14 Miserable Bastard Join Date: Jan 2018 Location: USSA Posts: 833	You guys sure do get a lot of those. I'm starting to wonder if this will affect my reputation. You know, hanging around with known ne'er do wells and all that stuff... __________________ Somebody go back and get a shit load of dimes.

11-11-2018, 10:28 AM	#7
mr-ak-47 Massa di Avatars Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time Posts: 25,604	...I'd contact the clittoon foundation if I was you.... for setting up payments...they are good at keeping you out of jail...as long as payments are current.. . __________________ . One person says something stupid, and the other stupid people hear him, and the next thing you know, you're getting tortured in a gulag. Welcome to democracy, where your rights depend on the howling of the mob. .

11-11-2018, 10:11 AM	#4
Angry White Trash slug Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Ice Station Zebra Posts: 15,401	I suggest you take an Ak into the shower with you. These goons always seem to show up at the most inopportune moments.

11-11-2018, 10:21 AM	#6
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,465	The ****erians are pissed because I spell their country as ..."Niqqeria."

11-11-2018, 11:56 AM	#8
Stalky Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 8,076	I haven't received one of those in a while. Maybe the threats to them and return to sender helped?

11-11-2018, 08:01 PM	#9
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,465	I must be a "STAR"...now. I am getting shit like that about once a week.