11-30-2015, 10:36 AM | #1 |
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Humorous Holiday Hunting Tale
My alleged son took his 2 daughters, aged 2.5 and 3.5 years "hunting" on Saturday. He let the younger blow on the grunt call, which he said sounded more like a goose call than a deer call. The older daughter yelled into the woods "Come here,reindeer, so we can so we can shoot you and eat you!!!!" Then she proceeded to sing Disney songs at the top of her lungs. Their proud father laughed until his ribs hurt.
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11-30-2015, 11:00 AM | #2 |
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11-30-2015, 03:22 PM | #3 |
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Dang, what a memory! Just wait until they are old enough to hear the re-telling of that story!
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12-02-2015, 05:55 AM | #4 |
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Here's a second tale that's funny also: Alleged son texted me yesterday, saying," I'm going to hunt in the blind behind your house."
I'm in the house painting, and he walks in the front door carrying his rifle and hunting clothes. He drops the clothes in the room that I'm painting and backs up to the wood stove to warm up for maybe a minute. We walk to the back porch, he opens the back door and shoots a deer 50 yards away in the edge of the woods. "That's that!" He says and we go grab the deer and throw it in his truck. |
12-02-2015, 07:35 AM | #5 |
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Back yard deer hunting? Isn't that like just harvesting your own livestock?
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12-02-2015, 07:47 AM | #6 | |
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12-02-2015, 08:26 AM | #7 |
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When I was a kid I thought everybody hunted and fished and gardened for food like we did.
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12-03-2015, 10:31 AM | #8 |
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So that means the Disney songs worked?
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12-03-2015, 10:43 AM | #9 |
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