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Old 11-13-2018, 04:56 PM   #1
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Default Pull the tooth already!

A man and his wife walked quickly into a dentist's office.

The man says, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out
in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't
have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be
done with it!

We have a 10:00 am tee time and it's 9:30 already!! I don't have time to wait
for the anesthetic to work!

The dentist thought to himself, "Well, how 'bout that? At last, a golfer with
real guts!!"

The dentist then asks, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him!
Of course I'm right
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Old 11-13-2018, 04:59 PM   #2
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Old 11-13-2018, 05:21 PM   #3
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Old 11-13-2018, 05:50 PM   #4
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I laughed so hard my compression socks flew off when I farted. Thank you Sir.
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Old 11-13-2018, 07:18 PM   #5
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Now that is a true golfer...
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Old 11-14-2018, 02:53 AM   #6
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Ever pull your own tooth?
Did it one time.
Used whatever string and a door.
Slammed the door,screamed like a banshee
Gargled with whatever mouth wash
The soon to be ex wife supplied the antibiotics.
And I survived. My ignorant days.
Moonshine helped.
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