Paddy and Roses

Rick-a-Roo · 06-19-2018, 06:09 PM

Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers.

She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in.

She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says,
"This is for the flowers!"

"Don't be silly," says Paddy, "you must have a vase somewhere."

Diesel 88888888 · 06-19-2018, 06:17 PM

Good one!

44044 · 06-19-2018, 06:45 PM

Poor ole Paddy...

Whiskeyman · 06-19-2018, 11:03 PM

Good one.

4thIDvet · 06-20-2018, 07:29 AM

06-19-2018, 06:09 PM	#1
Rick-a-Roo Gaw' Blimey Limey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road Posts: 25,878	Paddy and Roses Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, "This is for the flowers!" "Don't be silly," says Paddy, "you must have a vase somewhere." __________________ zulu6 out

06-19-2018, 06:17 PM	#2
Diesel 88888888 slug Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 35,823	Good one! __________________ Diesel 88888888 Duty is Action; Fight Or Die! Fight Or I'll Kill You Myself!

06-20-2018, 07:29 AM	#5
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06-19-2018, 06:45 PM	#3
44044 slug Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: swampeastmissouri Posts: 50,926	Poor ole Paddy...

06-19-2018, 11:03 PM	#4
Whiskeyman Super Cracker Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Va. Posts: 1,286	Good one.