03-19-2024, 08:18 AM | #1 |
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An Old Cuban in a Muslim Country
My wife's uncle took a European tour that included Turkey, being 80 years old by the time the bus stopped at Istanbul he needed to pee so he got off and looked around, he saw this building where men were going in through a door and women another door so he figured it was a restroom, he walked in and there were no urinals but some sort of stone structure with water flowing through he he figured it was how those guys peed, he went ahead and urinated, as he is almost done he sees a guy peeking at him, then another guy and they start howling so he just took off. He had peed on their holy water they use to wash their feet before entering the mosque.
Oh shit! True story.
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Fred give me his address I am sending him 2 cases of the beer of his choice.
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Damn shame he wasn't taking a dump. He
could have used a few pages from a Koran to wipe his ass!! |
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