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Old 01-09-2016, 04:22 AM   #16
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The wife I have is unusable, never

leaves the bedroom, and I sleep on

the couch...

If she keeps house and cooks a little

after a trial period I will give her a

generous allowance

And put her in a nice car...

5,000 rounds of .22's

1 Buck pocket knife

2 new caps

Ship to Cape Girardeau MO

I will give her directions from there

Send picture...



OH no...cancel this deal, he cannot pass a back ground check let alone the no-fly list...NO NO...

I'm reporting this to the Mod's...and ..."jeb"...2016 campaign fund raising head quarters...



...Fucker,...has money for another dame,...but no money to help."jeb".2016.get to the white house .....Fucker...!!!


I know what he is going do, have her move in, clean the room from the wetbacks he was renting to, (that moved in the middle of the night) ...

....then send her over by me ....THEN ! ...he's going rent the room as section ape,....to a Syrian refuge .....Fucker,.....plenty of negrows need a address for them ebit cards....Fucker ...!





Seller better be aware I am a faith follower of the mulatto messiah, ...may blessing be upon him....


....and I'll pray with the upmost heart the mulattos wrath and anger will cast the evil climate change gods upon you....


....besides ...the out house no more rooms to rent, ..."shiftless"...ani't sharing the basement, since I moved a mudslum in with him ...and the wetbacks upstairs just had another baby,...I gotta raise the rent again, more people living there since they brought grandma up from el salavador ...


...fucking mudslum complaining already that the wetbacks are dropping shit thru the hole in the ceiling and the Mexican music is to loud...going have to raise his rent too....


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Old 01-09-2016, 06:19 AM   #17
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Ken, I thought that if I sent her to you,

you might forward her on over to Bill...

If we can get her lost she might never

find her way back to south Louisiana
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Old 01-09-2016, 06:29 AM   #18
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Ken, I thought that if I sent her to you,

you might forward her on over to Bill...

If we can get her lost she might never

find her way back to south Louisiana



...No way...Bill's wife would kill me....


let her stay, she can vote where she is.

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Old 01-09-2016, 06:38 AM   #19
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Damn I guess that I'm stuck

I never back out of a deal

I hope she don't eat much or

spend to much money...
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Old 01-09-2016, 06:41 AM   #20
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Damn I guess that I'm stuck

I never back out of a deal

I hope she don't eat much or

spend to much money...



......better be able to pass background check,...I think your on the no-fly list.....So deal might not go thru.


Let us pray for the peaceful guidance given to us by the mulatto messiah......


I just hope the mulatto messiah commands the sun god to appear today....


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Old 01-09-2016, 07:30 AM   #21
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......better be able to pass background check,...I think your on the no-fly list.....So deal might not go thru.


Let us pray for the peaceful guidance given to us by the mulatto messiah......


I just hope the mulatto messiah commands the sun god to appear today....


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I'm squeaky clean, but I've never flown,

since I was a kid.

Do you think if this don't work out I could

send her to Tim?
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Sure....Tim...he'll take any thing..........
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Old 01-10-2016, 12:12 PM   #24
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Hey, I understand that I'm selling her, but all this talk of shipping her around different places "just doesn't sound right".

44044, if you buy her, she's yours.

You keep asking for pics, well, here ya are

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Ken, she may not want to hang-out at your place.
She's one of those J.C. lovin' Baptists, and not a worshipper of your mulatto messiah,and she's definitely not going to want to hang around with shiftless.

Tim, may be an option.
It's gonna be easier to get her to pack her bags for a trip to Florida, than it would be to get her to pack for a Missouri vacation.
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Old 01-10-2016, 01:35 PM   #25
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Hey, I understand that I'm selling her, but all this talk of shipping her around different places "just doesn't sound right".

44044, if you buy her, she's yours.

You keep asking for pics, well, here ya are

[Disclaimer: Object in photo may, or may not represent actual product. Color and size and likeness, may vary.]

Ken, she may not want to hang-out at your place.
She's one of those J.C. lovin' Baptists, and not a worshipper of your mulatto messiah,and she's definitely not going to want to hang around with shiftless.

Tim, may be an option.
It's gonna be easier to get her to pack her bags for a trip to Florida, than it would be to get her to pack for a Missouri vacation.
I still can't see the picture...

I won't ship her off as long as she behaves

Does she clean game...

Oops the picture came thru

The disclaimer scares me though
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Old 01-10-2016, 02:51 PM   #26
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I love the Disclaimer -
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Or the age of the picture - 3 1/2 decades ago my wife had a similar appearance. She's not for sale.
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Hey, wait a minute.

She's laying on a quilt that I bought in Houston in 1981.

Thought I hadn't seen it in a while.

I want it back. Keep the broad - Mrs. R-a-R doesn't like pretty.
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Hey, wait a minute.

She's laying on a quilt that I bought in Houston in 1981.

Thought I hadn't seen it in a while.

I want it back. Keep the broad - Mrs. R-a-R doesn't like pretty.
That quilt looks a lot like one I used to own!!!
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That quilt looks a lot like one I used to own!!!
That thing on the quilt looks like something

I used to have...
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That thing on the quilt looks like something

I used to have...
Yeah, me too....29 years ago
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