10-16-2018, 12:33 PM | #16 | |
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And if I see any indication of anymore of those little bastards, I will call in for an air strike. I didn't get my beauty sleep last night so I don't exactly look & feel my best. Considering I'm surrounded by a few thousand acres of woods and farms, I strongly suspect there may be one or two more...
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10-16-2018, 02:22 PM | #17 |
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Electric fence strung about 6” off the ground...
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10-16-2018, 03:19 PM | #18 |
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:Hell, the lights flicker when the fridge or freezer comes on the voltage is so low and power grid inadequate.
I'd be afraid an electric fence would knock to power out in the whole county if a critter got tangled up in it |
10-16-2018, 06:30 PM | #19 |
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I had a buddy years ago who hailed from Houston. When he was in HS he caught a young one & tamed it. He showed me a photo of him walking it on a little leash, I thought that was pretty cool.
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10-16-2018, 07:31 PM | #20 | |
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I found another one in my immediate area, as in about 200' from my house. Saw him right at sunset coming out of the woods but moving away from my good grass area. Looks like I have watch again tonight. |
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10-17-2018, 09:15 AM | #21 |
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Thanks, but no. Right now I'm dealing with a skunk issue. Bastard(s) has been spraying under my porch & tearing up my backyard, looking for grubs I guess. Might have to borrow my buddy's silenced .22
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10-17-2018, 02:57 PM | #22 |
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Something about the odor of skunk that's not only unforgettable but repulsive at the same time.
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10-17-2018, 05:23 PM | #23 |
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Yeah, at least armadillos aren't capable of squirting a stream of sulfer dioxide poison gas at you.
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10-17-2018, 08:22 PM | #24 |
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Years ago I hit one of those damn things on my way home one night after a very long day at work.
It was back in the days when I had just started my business and was working late - using the truck headlights to finish wiring a new house. Dead ass tired, driving down a back road in the rural area of the county and the little bastard ran out in front of me. I could not get that friggin smell out of the truck. Through the grace of God and a little luck business picked up dramatically and I was able to hire a couple guys and buy 2 trucks. One used, one new. New truck for the boss (me). Used truck for the wiring crew. Traded in that stinky ass truck. Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to that truck. I wonder if they ever got the smell out or sold it for junk. Maybe sold it to a negroid or wetback since they probably wouldn't notice the skunk stench. |
10-18-2018, 08:04 AM | #25 |
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When you bury the armadillo will you provide a respecful grave marker too?
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10-18-2018, 12:05 PM | #26 |
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10-18-2018, 06:11 PM | #27 |
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Should have lopped it’s head off and mounted it on a pike as a warning to all its little friends............ Oh wait we’re talking about armadillos
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