LOST MY GUNS IN A BOATING ACCIDENT

Sanders · 09-27-2020, 03:13 PM

Thought some of you all would get a kick out of this.

Quote:

"I'm sorry, Mr. ATF, I lost all my guns in a boating accident."

If you're worried about your arsenal, book a trip on ARSENAL CHARTERS, INC. They're insured against all "accidents."

Poly-blend softness on a sweet ass Next Level Tee.

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ashhoe · 09-27-2020, 06:45 PM

It happened to me, it's possible.
It was a dark and stormy night on Lake Erie.
I thought I'd go out during the height of the Canadian crawler migration and try my hand at a bit of Walleye jigging in the shipping lanes.
I took all my firearms just in case.
All was fine 'till the wind switched to the East, that's when trouble brewed.
The waves lashed at my 12' aluminum boat and the 5HP Elgin outboard groaned in disapproval.
Soon I was swamped, my firearms washed away.
I barely made it to shore that night, exhausted, and I passed out.
Luckily for me an older couple out looking for the elusive Canadian crawlers found me and nursed me back to health.
I'll never forget that night...

GBob01 · 09-27-2020, 07:35 PM

I feel your pain, ashhoe.
Mine were all confiscated by NOPD
during hurricane Katrina.
I received no receipts for them, and have
not seen them since.
NOPD fails to return my calls to this day.

4thIDvet · 09-28-2020, 03:58 AM

That is damn terrible guys oh my God. Well hell praise the lord at least you guys are safe.
I melted my guns down to make a statue of the X-HNIC.

44044 · 09-28-2020, 04:09 AM

Guns should be melted down to make

useful items, such as plowshares...

hangfire · 09-28-2020, 05:15 AM

I hate it when that happens to me.

GBob01 · 09-29-2020, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4thIDvet

... I melted my guns down to make a statue of the X-HNIC.

So you only had a turd sized chunk of metal to work with ?

dinkydow · 09-30-2020, 03:58 PM

there we were....in a 16' flatbottom, assault, rowboat...all seven members of my dark opps only...seal team 69. A rogue wave swept our boat a hundred feet up into the air of the storm tossed North Atlantic...and then slammed us down until we struck the deck of the Soviet Navy's, typhoon ballistic submarine, The Red October. We immediately opened the forward escape trunk, entered, and took over the submarine, using only our bare hands....and harsh language....as guns are baaaaad....and we are so tough, we don't use them.

We were all awarded the medal of poo nugget buffoonary....for our uber brave act.

4thIDvet · 09-30-2020, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinkydow

there we were....in a 16' flatbottom, assault, rowboat...all seven members of my dark opps only...seal team 69. A rogue wave swept our boat a hundred feet up into the air of the storm tossed North Atlantic...and then slammed us down until we struck the deck of the Soviet Navy's, typhoon ballistic submarine, The Red October. We immediately opened the forward escape trunk, entered, and took over the submarine, using only our bare hands....and harsh language....as guns are baaaaad....and we are so tough, we don't use them.

We were all awarded the medal of poo nugget buffoonary....for our uber brave act.

Holy sweet Jesus I knew you were a bad mo fo but be damned that is fribbing awesome.
When I go to the reunion and see the SEALs I am going to ask about

.
"Hey were any of you Swabbie mop boys with

when he captured the Ruskie sub Red October?"

4thIDvet · 09-30-2020, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBob01

So you only had a turd sized chunk of metal to work with ?

Yes GBbob01 but we made it work. Now as a supporting member of the Brady Bunch $$ I may have to leave the sight if the subject of guns keeps coming up.
My best bud 44044 summed it up "Guns are bad." Why do we need them. Lets all sing "Give peace a chance."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZJPu7qy0kc

aviator · 09-30-2020, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinkydow

there we were....in a 16' flatbottom, assault, rowboat...all seven members of my dark opps only...seal team 69. A rogue wave swept our boat a hundred feet up into the air of the storm tossed North Atlantic...and then slammed us down until we struck the deck of the Soviet Navy's, typhoon ballistic submarine, The Red October. We immediately opened the forward escape trunk, entered, and took over the submarine, using only our bare hands....and harsh language....as guns are baaaaad....and we are so tough, we don't use them.

We were all awarded the medal of poo nugget buffoonary....for our uber brave act.

Kerry....is that you?

500grains · 10-03-2020, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashhoe

It happened to me, it's possible.
It was a dark and stormy night on Lake Erie.
I thought I'd go out during the height of the Canadian crawler migration and try my hand at a bit of Walleye jigging in the shipping lanes.
I took all my firearms just in case.
All was fine 'till the wind switched to the East, that's when trouble brewed.
The waves lashed at my 12' aluminum boat and the 5HP Elgin outboard groaned in disapproval.
Soon I was swamped, my firearms washed away.
I barely made it to shore that night, exhausted, and I passed out.
Luckily for me an older couple out looking for the elusive Canadian crawlers found me and nursed me back to health.
I'll never forget that night...

Were you on the Edmund Fitzgerald?

https://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

hangfire · 10-04-2020, 10:08 AM

I don’t need guns. I just insert the bullets manually by hand.

Rick-a-Roo · 11-25-2021, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4thIDvet

Yes GBbob01 but we made it work. Now as a supporting member of the Brady Bunch $$ I may have to leave the sight if the subject of guns keeps coming up.
My best bud 44044 summed it up "Guns are bad." Why do we need them. Lets all sing "Give peace a chance."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZJPu7qy0kc

All praise in the highest, I’ve seen the light and buried all my guns somewhere in the east Texas forest.

RetVet · 11-26-2021, 05:45 AM

My stash was stolen by that Swedish women's volleyball team after being stripped naked and an assault made on the throbbing purple dinosaur. I was so drained by the attack that I lost consciousness and didn't wake up until days later. Only then did I realize what happened. Thank God those people whom I can't recall, started a bonfire to warm my nearly frozen body. It's unfortunate that the only thing they could find to feed the flames was my old bound book and a stack of ATF form 4473's that fell off a truck coming from the local gunshop after their going out of business sale.

09-27-2020, 07:35 PM	#3
GBob01 Coonass Crusader Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: backwoods of south Louisiana Posts: 4,491	I feel your pain, ashhoe. Mine were all confiscated by NOPD during hurricane Katrina. I received no receipts for them, and have not seen them since. NOPD fails to return my calls to this day. __________________ I do not believe that the Democrats are single-handedly destroying this country. I know that they, like the Republicans, are using both hands! *III DEO VINDICE*

09-28-2020, 03:58 AM	#4
4thIDvet slug Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Astor Florida Posts: 48,405	That is damn terrible guys oh my God. Well hell praise the lord at least you guys are safe. I melted my guns down to make a statue of the X-HNIC. __________________ God Bless Americas Veterans. All who are serving and have served.

09-28-2020, 05:15 AM	#6
hangfire Home on the range Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S. Indiana Posts: 17,283	I hate it when that happens to me. __________________ "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure of the universe" -Albert Einstein-

09-30-2020, 03:58 PM	#8
dinkydow Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Great White North Posts: 96,463	there we were....in a 16' flatbottom, assault, rowboat...all seven members of my dark opps only...seal team 69. A rogue wave swept our boat a hundred feet up into the air of the storm tossed North Atlantic...and then slammed us down until we struck the deck of the Soviet Navy's, typhoon ballistic submarine, The Red October. We immediately opened the forward escape trunk, entered, and took over the submarine, using only our bare hands....and harsh language....as guns are baaaaad....and we are so tough, we don't use them. We were all awarded the medal of poo nugget buffoonary....for our uber brave act. __________________ Our forefathers would have already been shooting...by now. "Let your plans be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt." "Violence of action means the unrestricted use of speed,strength, surprise and aggression to achieve total dominance against your enemy...any fighting technique is useless unless you totally commit to violence of action." Burning huts in commy vills worldwide since 1968

11-26-2021, 05:45 AM	#15
RetVet Statistical Error Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Homeless Posts: 43,649	My stash was stolen by that Swedish women's volleyball team after being stripped naked and an assault made on the throbbing purple dinosaur. I was so drained by the attack that I lost consciousness and didn't wake up until days later. Only then did I realize what happened. Thank God those people whom I can't recall, started a bonfire to warm my nearly frozen body. It's unfortunate that the only thing they could find to feed the flames was my old bound book and a stack of ATF form 4473's that fell off a truck coming from the local gunshop after their going out of business sale. __________________ ^^^ For entertainment purposes. Use only as directed. ^^^ III

09-27-2020, 06:45 PM	#2
ashhoe Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 441	It happened to me, it's possible. It was a dark and stormy night on Lake Erie. I thought I'd go out during the height of the Canadian crawler migration and try my hand at a bit of Walleye jigging in the shipping lanes. I took all my firearms just in case. All was fine 'till the wind switched to the East, that's when trouble brewed. The waves lashed at my 12' aluminum boat and the 5HP Elgin outboard groaned in disapproval. Soon I was swamped, my firearms washed away. I barely made it to shore that night, exhausted, and I passed out. Luckily for me an older couple out looking for the elusive Canadian crawlers found me and nursed me back to health. I'll never forget that night...

09-28-2020, 04:09 AM	#5
44044 slug Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: swampeastmissouri Posts: 50,920	Guns should be melted down to make useful items, such as plowshares...

10-04-2020, 10:08 AM	#13
hangfire Home on the range Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S. Indiana Posts: 17,283	I don’t need guns. I just insert the bullets manually by hand.

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