03-06-2017, 11:35 AM | #1 | |
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Michigan to offer prize in fight against invasive Asian carp
My idea - create a scientific study that says Asian carp livers in the US have mutated and are aphrodisiac. Get the study out to the Chinese and Japs and they'll have those carp extinct inside of 5 years.
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03-06-2017, 11:56 AM | #2 |
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Make it the exclusive food of the Free Shit Army! They gooble it up like gubmint cheese.
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03-06-2017, 12:12 PM | #3 |
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Put up "No Carp" signs.
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03-06-2017, 12:13 PM | #4 |
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Once those Asian carp get close to the great lakes it will only take one bird of pray to accidentally drop a breeder into the lake waters. That is all she wrote.
We have the Armored Catfish destroying stuff here. "Armored catfish wreaking havoc in South Florida lakes "A species of "armored catfish" are damaging South Florida's lakes, causing coastal erosion and even burrowing holes that trip up humans walking along the water's edge." https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/sid...182812663.html They undermine the banks of lakes and rivers and erosion sets in. Half a dozen of the damn things can destroy a few hundred square feet of your backyard.
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03-06-2017, 12:28 PM | #5 |
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Good luck controlling those damned carp. Seems to be an impossible problem to solve.
Soon there will be only ONE selection in the Fish Market. Those damned carp. |
03-07-2017, 11:04 AM | #6 |
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The best way was rejected by the government before they got that far North.
There was a proposal to poison all of the water downstream and then restock the waters. But that plan was rejected by environmentalists.
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03-07-2017, 02:07 PM | #7 |
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Convince the fish they are black, then they will kill each other.
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