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Old 06-11-2018, 11:14 AM   #1
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Default Got a doctor's appointment for Wednesday

And see what the hell is wrong with my back. It's been really bad lately, can't do much without hurting to the point it cripples me. Saturday I ran out between showers and cut the grass, front and rear and knocked me out.

I hate getting old.
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Old 06-11-2018, 11:54 AM   #2
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....Awwwh hell Fred,...Don't go no Doctor...... can give you free medical advise here for free....


....What aling you bad back......



...Welllll.....et's see....here...could be a case of the Bonus Eruptus.... A medical condition coined by Dr. mr-AK-47 ... that is described as "a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape ...






Only know cure is to pass a gun law on semi autos fully automactic assault guns ...ban bayonet lugs,...and closing the gun show loop hole... to prevent this from happening.....and shit



.....Thank you, there will be no charge for this medical advise today.....


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Wahahahaha!......good one Dr. AK-47
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Yeah, being old ain't so bad - it's the getting there that's the bitch!

Hope you get some relief soon, aviator.
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You mean that our backs aren't suppose to hurt?...
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Old 06-11-2018, 03:13 PM   #6
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I hate getting old.
You're im Mijami, no? Ju jus go dow to lil hatey an hav one dem ol blak mammas wid the chikin bon in der nos do sum dat zandaria-hoodoo on ju an ju staiting rite out.
Ju jus go. Day alredy knows you cumin
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Turtle soup?

A funny story: My wife is a big shot for a local college and they have a large lake in the north campus, now they planted some aquatic fancy plants and they all dies soon afterward, so they called the guy who sold them and the guy checked the place out and said the problem was the turtles were eating the plants, so she went on a search for someone who would catch and relocate the turtles. A couple of the janitors who are Haitians said "No problem boss, we take care of turtles", well... they removed them all so when my wife asked where they were relocated to they said "We ate them".

So my guess is they eat a lot of soft shell snapping turtles.
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So my guess is they eat a lot of soft shell snapping turtles.
Andrew Zimmern says they're good eating. I prefer the Alligator Snapper. Sweet and hearty.
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And see what the hell is wrong with my back. It's been really bad lately, can't do much without hurting to the point it cripples me. Saturday I ran out between showers and cut the grass, front and rear and knocked me out.

I hate getting old.
I'm a fan of Toradol injections. Good luck no matter what.sir.
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Turtle soup?

A funny story: My wife is a big shot for a local college and they have a large lake in the north campus, now they planted some aquatic fancy plants and they all dies soon afterward, so they called the guy who sold them and the guy checked the place out and said the problem was the turtles were eating the plants, so she went on a search for someone who would catch and relocate the turtles. A couple of the janitors who are Haitians said "No problem boss, we take care of turtles", well... they removed them all so when my wife asked where they were relocated to they said "We ate them".

So my guess is they eat a lot of soft shell snapping turtles.
Oh hell yeah Fred the locals here cooked up a pot of turtle and I got hooked. Deep fried and excellent. I just can't kill the poor old things.
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Old 06-11-2018, 09:28 PM   #11
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I'm a fan of Toradol injections. Good luck no matter what.sir.
I have no idea what's wrong but I suspect a herniated disc, I took two falls from the same chair landing hard on my ass, being a big guy that translates to a few pounds of pressure per square inch, damned chair now sits in a corner of the office as a reminder. Been in a lot of pain lately 24 hours a day and I'm tired of it. I hate doctors but sometimes you need them.
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....maybe it's all in your nose......

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Wahahahaha!......good one Dr. AK-47
Time for a new sub-forum........Ask The Doc!!!!!
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