The first time

Sanders · 01-17-2019, 05:37 PM

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.”

Diesel 88888888 · 01-17-2019, 05:40 PM

That's just plain hateful n alls dat shit & stuff!

Stalky · 01-17-2019, 06:00 PM

Today's funny.
Thank you Sir?

My recollection was being shy while asking for the rubbers and the woman behind the counter seeing my girlfriend and yelling "hi Sarah!.Tell your mom can't wait to see your mom this weekend;.".
Jeez. I think I might of slid out of the door.
Didn't stop me from using them

Rick-a-Roo · 01-17-2019, 09:43 PM

Good one!

mr-ak-47 · 01-18-2019, 04:18 AM

01-17-2019, 05:37 PM	#1
Sanders Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 66,461	The first time I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.” __________________ "The truly dangerous man dresses inconspicuously and is soft- spoken. He walks away from most confrontations. The only time you learn that the truly dangerous man is mad at you is a split second before you die, for he never fights. He only kills. The truly dangerous man knows that fighting is what children do and killing is what men do." - Charley Reese 1986 3

01-17-2019, 05:40 PM	#2
Diesel 88888888 slug Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 35,826	That's just plain hateful n alls dat shit & stuff! __________________ Diesel 88888888 Duty is Action; Fight Or Die! Fight Or I'll Kill You Myself!

01-17-2019, 09:43 PM	#4
Rick-a-Roo Gaw' Blimey Limey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road Posts: 25,878	Good one! __________________ zulu6 out

01-18-2019, 04:18 AM	#5
mr-ak-47 Massa di Avatars Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time Posts: 25,604	__________________ . One person says something stupid, and the other stupid people hear him, and the next thing you know, you're getting tortured in a gulag. Welcome to democracy, where your rights depend on the howling of the mob. .

01-17-2019, 06:00 PM	#3
Stalky Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 8,076	Today's funny. Thank you Sir? My recollection was being shy while asking for the rubbers and the woman behind the counter seeing my girlfriend and yelling "hi Sarah!.Tell your mom can't wait to see your mom this weekend;.". Jeez. I think I might of slid out of the door. Didn't stop me from using them