10-17-2018, 07:44 PM | #1 |
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I've discovered the ultimate weight-loss program
Huff some used 80W-90 gear oil... It smells about what I'd imagine Hillary's cunt smells like. I don't think I'll eat for a week.
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10-17-2018, 07:55 PM | #2 |
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Close but I’d have to say more like used gear oil mixed with a hint of urinary tract infection with some musty undertones.
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10-17-2018, 07:58 PM | #3 |
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Hillary Rotten Crotch...
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10-17-2018, 08:28 PM | #4 |
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Gear oil?
I was thinking more like the cargo hold of a tuna boat that contains a full load of fish, dead and rotting in the hold for 6 months. In the sun. During August. Complete with flies & maggots.
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10-17-2018, 08:42 PM | #5 |
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Damn Shooter, that's the best recipe for weight loss I can think of next to pancreatic cancer.
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10-17-2018, 10:18 PM | #6 |
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I think I finger banged that one in high school
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10-17-2018, 11:54 PM | #7 |
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10-18-2018, 06:18 AM | #8 |
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10-18-2018, 07:49 AM | #9 |
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I prefer to let some drain from a loose differential cover into my eye and mouth.
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10-18-2018, 07:51 AM | #10 |
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I banged a decent looking redhead in my youth whose pussy stank like dead fish.
I finally after a few go's at it gave it up. But hey,i was 17 and she was 24 and I had a penchant for older wimmen. Or they liked younger guys. Whatever. |
10-18-2018, 08:18 AM | #11 |
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Too bad you didn't have a gas mask handy... you may have lasted a bit longer.
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