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Old 10-17-2018, 07:44 PM   #1
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Huff some used 80W-90 gear oil... It smells about what I'd imagine Hillary's cunt smells like. I don't think I'll eat for a week.

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Old 10-17-2018, 07:55 PM   #2
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Close but I’d have to say more like used gear oil mixed with a hint of urinary tract infection with some musty undertones.
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Hillary Rotten Crotch...

Just thinking about her turns my stomach
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Gear oil?

I was thinking more like the cargo hold of a tuna boat that contains a full load of fish, dead and rotting in the hold for 6 months.

In the sun.
During August.

Complete with flies & maggots.
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Gear oil?

I was thinking more like the cargo hold of a tuna boat that contains a full load of fish, dead and rotting in the hold for 6 months.

In the sun.
During August.

Complete with flies & maggots.
Damn Shooter, that's the best recipe for weight loss I can think of next to pancreatic cancer.
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Old 10-17-2018, 10:18 PM   #6
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Gear oil?

I was thinking more like the cargo hold of a tuna boat that contains a full load of fish, dead and rotting in the hold for 6 months.

In the sun.
During August.

Complete with flies & maggots.
I think I finger banged that one in high school
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Was Kavanaugh with you?
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Damn Shooter, that's the best recipe for weight loss I can think of next to pancreatic cancer.
Actually, after I typed that I started thinking about my 1st ex-wife.

The description brought back many horrible memories. Similar to serving time in hell.
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Huff some used 80W-90 gear oil... It smells about what I'd imagine Hillary's cunt smells like. I don't think I'll eat for a week.

I prefer to let some drain from a loose differential cover into my eye and mouth.
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I banged a decent looking redhead in my youth whose pussy stank like dead fish.
I finally after a few go's at it gave it up.
But hey,i was 17 and she was 24 and I had a penchant for older wimmen.
Or they liked younger guys.
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I banged a decent looking redhead in my youth whose pussy stank like dead fish.
I finally after a few go's at it gave it up.
But hey,i was 17 and she was 24 and I had a penchant for older wimmen.
Or they liked younger guys.
Whatever.
Too bad you didn't have a gas mask handy... you may have lasted a bit longer.
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