Got a doctor's appointment for Wednesday

aviator · 06-11-2018, 11:14 AM

And see what the hell is wrong with my back. It's been really bad lately, can't do much without hurting to the point it cripples me. Saturday I ran out between showers and cut the grass, front and rear and knocked me out.

I hate getting old.

mr-ak-47 · 06-11-2018, 11:54 AM

....Awwwh hell Fred,...Don't go no Doctor...... can give you free medical advise here for free....

....What aling you bad back......

...Welllll.....et's see....here...could be a case of the Bonus Eruptus.... A medical condition coined by Dr. mr-AK-47 ... that is described as "a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape ...

Only know cure is to pass a gun law on semi autos fully automactic assault guns ...ban bayonet lugs,...and closing the gun show loop hole... to prevent this from happening.....and shit

.....Thank you, there will be no charge for this medical advise today.....

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aviator · 06-11-2018, 01:59 PM

Wahahahaha!......good one Dr. AK-47

Rick-a-Roo · 06-11-2018, 02:32 PM

Yeah, being old ain't so bad - it's the getting there that's the bitch!

Hope you get some relief soon, aviator.

44044 · 06-11-2018, 02:52 PM

You mean that our backs aren't suppose to hurt?...

cerberus · 06-11-2018, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by aviator

I hate getting old.

You're im Mijami, no? Ju jus go dow to lil hatey an hav one dem ol blak mammas wid the chikin bon in der nos do sum dat zandaria-hoodoo on ju an ju staiting rite out.
Ju jus go. Day alredy knows you cumin

cerberus

aviator · 06-11-2018, 05:32 PM

Turtle soup?

A funny story: My wife is a big shot for a local college and they have a large lake in the north campus, now they planted some aquatic fancy plants and they all dies soon afterward, so they called the guy who sold them and the guy checked the place out and said the problem was the turtles were eating the plants, so she went on a search for someone who would catch and relocate the turtles. A couple of the janitors who are Haitians said "No problem boss, we take care of turtles", well... they removed them all so when my wife asked where they were relocated to they said "We ate them".

So my guess is they eat a lot of soft shell snapping turtles.

cerberus · 06-11-2018, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by aviator

So my guess is they eat a lot of soft shell snapping turtles.

Andrew Zimmern says they're good eating. I prefer the Alligator Snapper. Sweet and hearty.
cerberus

Stalky · 06-11-2018, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by aviator

And see what the hell is wrong with my back. It's been really bad lately, can't do much without hurting to the point it cripples me. Saturday I ran out between showers and cut the grass, front and rear and knocked me out.

I hate getting old.

I'm a fan of Toradol injections. Good luck no matter what.sir.

4thIDvet · 06-11-2018, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by aviator

Turtle soup?

A funny story: My wife is a big shot for a local college and they have a large lake in the north campus, now they planted some aquatic fancy plants and they all dies soon afterward, so they called the guy who sold them and the guy checked the place out and said the problem was the turtles were eating the plants, so she went on a search for someone who would catch and relocate the turtles. A couple of the janitors who are Haitians said "No problem boss, we take care of turtles", well... they removed them all so when my wife asked where they were relocated to they said "We ate them".

So my guess is they eat a lot of soft shell snapping turtles.

Oh hell yeah Fred the locals here cooked up a pot of turtle and I got hooked. Deep fried and excellent. I just can't kill the poor old things.

aviator · 06-11-2018, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Stalky

I'm a fan of Toradol injections. Good luck no matter what.sir.

I have no idea what's wrong but I suspect a herniated disc, I took two falls from the same chair landing hard on my ass, being a big guy that translates to a few pounds of pressure per square inch, damned chair now sits in a corner of the office as a reminder. Been in a lot of pain lately 24 hours a day and I'm tired of it. I hate doctors but sometimes you need them.

Eightball · 06-11-2018, 09:46 PM

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder.

mr-ak-47 · 06-12-2018, 03:50 AM

....maybe it's all in your nose......

BBill · 06-12-2018, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by aviator

Wahahahaha!......good one Dr. AK-47

Time for a new sub-forum........Ask The Doc!!!!!

Stalky · 06-12-2018, 08:02 AM

We need it!

06-11-2018, 11:14 AM	#1
aviator unum de multis Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bunker's Headquarters. Posts: 52,452	Got a doctor's appointment for Wednesday And see what the hell is wrong with my back. It's been really bad lately, can't do much without hurting to the point it cripples me. Saturday I ran out between showers and cut the grass, front and rear and knocked me out. I hate getting old. __________________ "Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Pesident Ronald Reagan

06-11-2018, 11:54 AM	#2
mr-ak-47 Massa di Avatars Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time Posts: 25,604	....Awwwh hell Fred,...Don't go no Doctor...... can give you free medical advise here for free.... ....What aling you bad back...... ...Welllll.....et's see....here...could be a case of the Bonus Eruptus.... A medical condition coined by Dr. mr-AK-47 ... that is described as "a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape ... Only know cure is to pass a gun law on semi autos fully automactic assault guns ...ban bayonet lugs,...and closing the gun show loop hole... to prevent this from happening.....and shit .....Thank you, there will be no charge for this medical advise today..... . __________________ . One person says something stupid, and the other stupid people hear him, and the next thing you know, you're getting tortured in a gulag. Welcome to democracy, where your rights depend on the howling of the mob. .

06-11-2018, 02:32 PM	#4
Rick-a-Roo Gaw' Blimey Limey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road Posts: 25,891	Yeah, being old ain't so bad - it's the getting there that's the bitch! Hope you get some relief soon, aviator. __________________ zulu6 out

06-11-2018, 09:46 PM	#12
Eightball Proud WECSOG graduate Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Louisiana Posts: 3,601	You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder. __________________ Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.

06-11-2018, 01:59 PM	#3
aviator unum de multis Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bunker's Headquarters. Posts: 52,452	Wahahahaha!......good one Dr. AK-47

06-11-2018, 02:52 PM	#5
44044 slug Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: swampeastmissouri Posts: 50,964	You mean that our backs aren't suppose to hurt?...

06-11-2018, 05:32 PM	#7
aviator unum de multis Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Bunker's Headquarters. Posts: 52,452	Turtle soup? A funny story: My wife is a big shot for a local college and they have a large lake in the north campus, now they planted some aquatic fancy plants and they all dies soon afterward, so they called the guy who sold them and the guy checked the place out and said the problem was the turtles were eating the plants, so she went on a search for someone who would catch and relocate the turtles. A couple of the janitors who are Haitians said "No problem boss, we take care of turtles", well... they removed them all so when my wife asked where they were relocated to they said "We ate them". So my guess is they eat a lot of soft shell snapping turtles.

06-12-2018, 03:50 AM	#13
mr-ak-47 Massa di Avatars Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: In another Galaxy, another dimension, another time Posts: 25,604	....maybe it's all in your nose......

06-12-2018, 08:02 AM	#15
Stalky Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 8,076	We need it!