11-28-2007, 10:12 AM | #1 |
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Wednesday's BJOTD:
A man is waiting in a room at the doctors office. The doctor comes in and says "Hello, what seems to be the problem today ?" The man drops his trousers and displays a badly bruised, beaten up, and bleeding penis.
"Holy shit !" the doctor exclaims. "What the hell happened ?" "Well, there's this super hottie bitch that lives next door to me, and at 9pm, she moves the rug, sticks a hot-dog in this little hole in the floor, and proceeds to screw the shit out of it. So I got the bright idea to get under the house, bore the hole out a little more so I could stick my dick up through the hole and get some action." "Well... what went wrong ?" axed the doctor. "Everything was going fine. I snuck under her house while she was at work, bored the hole out with a hole-saw, she undressed and placed a weenie in the hole, which I held so she wouldn't know anything was up. I moved the hot-dog and replaced it with my tool while she was turned around and it was all good. Then the doorbell rang, and she feverishly tried to kick it under the stove... bitch !"
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11-28-2007, 10:15 AM | #2 |
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lol.....poor guy...
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11-28-2007, 10:16 AM | #3 |
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OUCH!!!
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11-28-2007, 10:17 AM | #4 |
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11-28-2007, 10:30 AM | #5 |
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I don't think ouch quite covers that one.
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