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01-06-2016, 09:09 PM | #1 |
Coonass Crusader
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WTS - slightly used wife
5'-4"
115lb Blonde hair Hazel eyes will sell cheap, make offer May be willing to trade for bulk packs of .22lr or .40cal
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01-06-2016, 09:20 PM | #2 |
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Do you have any pictures?
Of your guns? |
01-06-2016, 10:12 PM | #3 |
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What kind of guns are you disposing?
I'm interested. |
01-06-2016, 11:18 PM | #4 |
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Is it loud? Do you need ear plugs?
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01-07-2016, 12:24 AM | #5 |
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It's not Irish is it? Is it housebroken? Have two bricks of Wolf Match in .22LR. Have you considered a lease option?
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01-07-2016, 07:01 AM | #6 |
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Hell, do you have a dog too?
You really should post pictures of everything you have to trade... |
01-07-2016, 10:50 AM | #7 |
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Can she cook?
I might could do a couple of bricks of Federal .22s and a 250 round bulk pack of .40s. Also, what's your return policy?
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01-07-2016, 03:03 PM | #8 |
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I got rid of one that fit that description about 8 or 9 years ago.
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01-07-2016, 03:07 PM | #9 |
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For every woman out there
there is a man glad to be rid of her... |
01-07-2016, 05:50 PM | #10 | |||||
Coonass Crusader
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Sold "AS IS" with no warranty either expressed or implied. No returns. Eightball, shipping to your location should be relatively cheap |
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01-07-2016, 06:08 PM | #11 |
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Ok, I will take a chance on her
We have an extra bedroom... As long as she doesn't spend to much money... I like pancakes... |
01-07-2016, 06:20 PM | #12 |
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If she doesn't work out
I'll send her to Ken... |
01-08-2016, 07:05 PM | #13 | |
Coonass Crusader
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I'm not sure she's gonna be into one of those Mormon type, multiple wife things. ...And define too much money, that's kind of suggestive depending on household income. Either way, what's your offer? I've already got an offer of 3-550 bulk packs of 22lr, a Bowie knife, two goats, and another lab puppy to take her place from a gentleman in Arkansas, on Craigslist. Are you willing to pay shipping? I could probably get her to St Louis cheap enough by Grayhound. If ya want her quickly, airfare will cost extra. |
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01-08-2016, 07:09 PM | #14 |
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Heck, it's cheaper to keep them.
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01-08-2016, 07:28 PM | #15 |
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The wife I have is unusable, never
leaves the bedroom, and I sleep on the couch... If she keeps house and cooks a little after a trial period I will give her a generous allowance And put her in a nice car... 5,000 rounds of .22's 1 Buck pocket knife 2 new caps Ship to Cape Girardeau MO I will give her directions from there Send picture... |
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