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Old 01-06-2016, 09:09 PM   #1
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Default WTS - slightly used wife
5'-4"
115lb
Blonde hair
Hazel eyes

will sell cheap, make offer

May be willing to trade for bulk packs of .22lr or .40cal
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Old 01-06-2016, 09:20 PM   #2
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Of your guns?
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Old 01-06-2016, 10:12 PM   #3
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What kind of guns are you disposing?
I'm interested.
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Old 01-06-2016, 11:18 PM   #4
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Is it loud? Do you need ear plugs?
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It's not Irish is it? Is it housebroken? Have two bricks of Wolf Match in .22LR. Have you considered a lease option?
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Old 01-07-2016, 07:01 AM   #6
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Hell, do you have a dog too?

You really should post pictures

of everything you have to trade...
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Old 01-07-2016, 10:50 AM   #7
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Can she cook?
I might could do a couple of bricks of Federal .22s and a 250 round bulk pack of .40s.
Also, what's your return policy?
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Old 01-07-2016, 03:03 PM   #8
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I got rid of one that fit that description about 8 or 9 years ago.
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For every woman out there

there is a man glad to be rid of her...
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To answer some of the questions:
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Do you have any pictures?
Of your guns?
No pictures of the guns, I don't own any. I'm just hoarding ammo for the apocalypse, for bartering.
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Is it loud? Do you need ear plugs?
No, she is one of those quiet, passive-aggressive types.
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It's not Irish is it? Is it housebroken?
No, German-Cajun hybrid.
House broken, yes.
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Hell, do you have a dog too?
Yes, but he is not for sale. The Labrador stays with me. I love this damn dog, and he's always happy to see me.
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Also, what's your return policy?
Yes, she can cook; if you like hotdogs and pancakes.
Sold "AS IS" with no warranty either expressed or implied. No returns.
Eightball, shipping to your location should be relatively cheap
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:08 PM   #11
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Ok, I will take a chance on her

We have an extra bedroom...

As long as she doesn't spend to

much money...

I like pancakes...
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If she doesn't work out

I'll send her to Ken...
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Old 01-08-2016, 07:05 PM   #13
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Ok, I will take a chance on her

We have an extra bedroom...

As long as she doesn't spend to

much money...

I like pancakes...
We?
I'm not sure she's gonna be into one of those Mormon type, multiple wife things.
...And define too much money, that's kind of suggestive depending on household income.

Either way, what's your offer?
I've already got an offer of 3-550 bulk packs of 22lr, a Bowie knife, two goats, and another lab puppy to take her place from a gentleman in Arkansas, on Craigslist.

Are you willing to pay shipping?
I could probably get her to St Louis cheap enough by Grayhound.
If ya want her quickly, airfare will cost extra.
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Heck, it's cheaper to keep them.
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Old 01-08-2016, 07:28 PM   #15
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The wife I have is unusable, never

leaves the bedroom, and I sleep on

the couch...

If she keeps house and cooks a little

after a trial period I will give her a

generous allowance

And put her in a nice car...

5,000 rounds of .22's

1 Buck pocket knife

2 new caps

Ship to Cape Girardeau MO

I will give her directions from there

Send picture...
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