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Old 12-15-2018, 05:26 PM   #1
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Since it was such a crappy day I sat in my recliner and started
thinking about life and came to realize that as I have grown older
I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing
everyone off is a piece of cake.

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore, a friend of mine was
wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. (Old news)

Lance Armstrong....I think it is just terrible and disgusting how
everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he
achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, while on drugs. Hell, when
I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike.

Drive By....Someone broke into my house last week. They didn't take
my TV, just the remote Now they drive by and change the channels. The
Sick bastards!

Video Scam....Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD
entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf.
Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't.

(You can count on me for uplifting, spirit-healing stuff like this anytime.)
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Old 12-15-2018, 05:36 PM   #2
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Good ones...

I might have an extra remote

that I could spare...
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Bunch of good ones.
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Rick you're a hoot!
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Gotta steal this Rick
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Lance Armstrong....I think it is just terrible and disgusting how
everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he
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Old 12-17-2018, 12:05 AM   #11
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Still get the calls even though I'm on the do not call registry.
So I go back to the deaf act.
With the "Billy! Is that you?
You haven't called in so long!
Where are you,?
I miss you so much child!
Are you coming home?
I know you have problems.
Will you be home soon Billy?
We miss you child.
And don't let the caller interrupt.
Keep on talking over their bull crap.
They'll get the message and some may laugh along with you
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