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Old 11-03-2018, 04:01 AM   #1
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Spinz 03:30 hours I just punched a bear in the face.

No I am NOT kidding. Sitting here at the computer and I hear someone at the back door WTF over. I look out and am face to face through the glass with a frigging 500 lb. black bear.
I cracked the door open a bit and said get gone bear go. The bear tries to frigging come in the kitchen put its snout IN the door opening. Holy sheeeet bat man.
I give him my best Chuck Norris karate chop to the head and slam the door. Swear to God it just looks at me like that all you got. I had brought the dog food in and put it by the kitchen door and he must have smelled it.
These bears have lost ALL fear of humans. I have to have my bud help me put up the game cameras tomorrow. I am NOT going outside till the sun rises.
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Old 11-03-2018, 04:56 AM   #2
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You punched a bear in the face?

Damn, son.
You must have brass balls. I'd have at least used a baseball bat. Or a shotgun stock. Or maybe a Barrett 50 BMG...

Dangerous situation when they have no fear of people and smell food in your house during winter.

Good luck and enjoy to bear skin rug.
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Old 11-03-2018, 05:07 AM   #3
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...Dam Tim...how rude,...Yogi just wanted to come in,...have some coffee...maybe get you to make some pan cakes....


...I'll never come visit if thats how you treat guest...



....and shit.

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Old 11-03-2018, 05:07 AM   #4
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Good one mate! I'd say the bear got off light!
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Old 11-03-2018, 05:39 AM   #5
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Why are you being so MEAN to an immigrant bear who just wants to come in his new house and eat your food?
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I believe you, but I bet he was just looking for some coffee.
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You need to be a little more accepting and diverse. And since it was black, you obviously are an outright racist!

You need to sit down and think about that young man. Tim, you have a lot of things to work on.
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You need to be a little more accepting and diverse. And since it was black, you obviously are an outright racist!

You need to sit down and think about that young man. Tim, you have a lot of things to work on.


....Dam Bill,... I am torn,..don't know if I should report Tim to the NAACP, SPLC, and Rev Al,...or call PETA on him...

....what to do,...what to do...


....won't someone do something for the kids....Who will this bullie from the swamps pick on next...?...puppys, gold fish,...refugees....


.....if ...only anal jelly was here to give him a good talking to...on coddling those darker then us...
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Y’all got this all wrong...

The bear just wanted to get on

‘puter to checkout the with 4th


Add: Maybe he wanted to get ahold

of Ten BEARS on that ‘puter...
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You need to sit down and think about that young man. Tim, you have a lot of things to work on.
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I believe you, but I bet he was just looking for some coffee.
Somebody has to be tossing this damn thing food as it really did try to stick its huge head in the damn door. Normally when its going through my garbage I start yelling and toss something at it and ii runs.
I quietly opened the door and it didn't run just stuck its head in the little bit I opened the door. Damn these things are huge when your right next to them.
Game cameras going up today for the non believers. If I don't post he got me.

He is a bit bigger than this one but black.
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You need to be a little more accepting and diverse. And since it was black, you obviously are an outright racist!

You need to sit down and think about that young man. Tim, you have a lot of things to work on.
I think he should ask forgiveness and look into some diversity training and learn to control his white privilege a little better.

I think I read somewhere about a course at some college that might be able to help you.
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Y’all got this all wrong...

The bear just wanted to get on

‘puter to checkout the with 4th


Add: Maybe he wanted to get ahold

of Ten BEARS on that ‘puter...
I don't know any bears from Florida.
Do not, I repeat do NOT give him/her my address!
I don't associate with blacks of any kind.
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You should put out a plate of chitlins to make him feel welcome.
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Didnt you say you fed one last week?

Shoot a shot gun at them, at least to scare them off with the bang
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