Daily Joke Thread

lockednloaded · 10-12-2013, 12:09 PM

Black guy walks into a bar, got a frog on his forehead.
Bartender says...hey man how did that start?
Frog says... it started out as a wart on my ass.

LL

sigking · 10-12-2013, 12:20 PM

lol

here is mine:

Black guy walks into a bar

Bartender says...GET the fuck out

lockednloaded · 10-12-2013, 12:23 PM

Know why the African flag is red, black and green?

It's the color scheme of a watermelon.

LL

Angry White Trash · 10-12-2013, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lockednloaded

Black guy walks into a bar, got a frog on his forehead.
Bartender says...hey man how did that start?
Frog says... it started out as a wart on my ass.

LL

lockednloaded · 10-12-2013, 12:39 PM

They found the cause of sickle cell anemia...

Lickin food stamps.

LL

LAGERO · 10-12-2013, 04:34 PM

What's the difference between a buck niqq and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four!

Savage11 · 10-12-2013, 04:38 PM

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Rick-a-Roo · 10-12-2013, 04:43 PM

Quite a crop of good humor from the newbies.

Thanks, guys ~ every one worth at least a

10 Bears · 10-12-2013, 08:11 PM

Don't stop now, the day ain't over!

RTO · 10-12-2013, 08:18 PM

Glockie ain't going to like this thread.

These jokes are funny.

OldBob · 10-12-2013, 08:20 PM

An American soldier and a North Korean soldier were guarding the DMZ on their respective sides. The American was bored and decided to communicate with the Korean . He wanted to know what type of soldier he was.... Perhaps a paratrooper? The American gets his attention and raises his hand and lets it float down. The Korean raises his rifle and looks angry... Nope, not a paratrooper...

Maybe infantry? He puts his two fingers on the ground and makes a walking motion, but again he gets the rifle pointed at him..... Not infantry either he muses.... Perhaps he is in artillery, so he makes a fist and jams his finger in the bottom of it in and out .... Once again he is wrong. He decides that he must be a spy, so he raises hands to his eyes like binoculars... This time the Korean throws his rifle down and runs away..... Yep, he was a spy, I knew it.

Back at the N Korean camp, the soldier tells his commander that someone else has to guard the DMZ . These Americans are crazy!!! One just told me that when the sun goes down, he is going to march over the line and screw me till my eyes pop out!!!

lockednloaded · 10-12-2013, 08:32 PM

Ya know whats invisible and lays in a ditch?

A ni99er with the shit kicked outta him.

LL

lockednloaded · 10-12-2013, 08:34 PM

They got 5 thousand black guys together to make a new war movie...know what they're gonna call it?

Apackalips Now.

LL

lockednloaded · 10-12-2013, 08:36 PM

Hear about the black guy who bought a pair of odor eater insoles?

The next day all they found was a gold tooth and pair of shoe soles.

LL

10 Bears · 10-12-2013, 08:38 PM

Making my day.
Up untill now it was all bad news.

10-12-2013, 12:09 PM	#1
lockednloaded Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Third rock from the sun Posts: 293	Daily Joke Thread Black guy walks into a bar, got a frog on his forehead. Bartender says...hey man how did that start? Frog says... it started out as a wart on my ass. LL __________________ *Man given rights are not inalienable.*

10-12-2013, 04:38 PM	#7
Savage11 Moon Cricket Master Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Amish country Ohio Posts: 441	BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! __________________ Appalachian Caucasian Hold your breath! The WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmbulance is hurtling through the night, coming to your butthurting rescue with a five gallon pail of anal ease and a tube of Preperation H. When it gets to your trailer park....you know where the medicine goes.

10-12-2013, 04:43 PM	#8
Rick-a-Roo Gaw' Blimey Limey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road Posts: 25,878	Quite a crop of good humor from the newbies. Thanks, guys ~ every one worth at least a __________________ zulu6 out

10-12-2013, 08:18 PM	#10
RTO Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Flarda Posts: 29,564	Glockie ain't going to like this thread. These jokes are funny. __________________ 3 Make America Like Florida

10-12-2013, 08:20 PM	#11
OldBob Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Way Upstate NY Posts: 760	An American soldier and a North Korean soldier were guarding the DMZ on their respective sides. The American was bored and decided to communicate with the Korean . He wanted to know what type of soldier he was.... Perhaps a paratrooper? The American gets his attention and raises his hand and lets it float down. The Korean raises his rifle and looks angry... Nope, not a paratrooper... Maybe infantry? He puts his two fingers on the ground and makes a walking motion, but again he gets the rifle pointed at him..... Not infantry either he muses.... Perhaps he is in artillery, so he makes a fist and jams his finger in the bottom of it in and out .... Once again he is wrong. He decides that he must be a spy, so he raises hands to his eyes like binoculars... This time the Korean throws his rifle down and runs away..... Yep, he was a spy, I knew it. Back at the N Korean camp, the soldier tells his commander that someone else has to guard the DMZ . These Americans are crazy!!! One just told me that when the sun goes down, he is going to march over the line and screw me till my eyes pop out!!! __________________ "At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats." -- P.J. O'Rourke

10-12-2013, 12:20 PM	#2
sigking Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: South Carolina Posts: 85	lol here is mine: Black guy walks into a bar Bartender says...GET the fuck out

10-12-2013, 12:23 PM	#3
lockednloaded Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Third rock from the sun Posts: 293	Know why the African flag is red, black and green? It's the color scheme of a watermelon. LL

10-12-2013, 12:39 PM	#5
lockednloaded Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Third rock from the sun Posts: 293	They found the cause of sickle cell anemia... Lickin food stamps. LL

10-12-2013, 04:34 PM	#6
LAGERO Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: DALLAS, TX Posts: 56	What's the difference between a buck niqq and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four!

10-12-2013, 08:11 PM	#9
10 Bears Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-Da-How Posts: 137,846	Don't stop now, the day ain't over!

10-12-2013, 08:32 PM	#12
lockednloaded Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Third rock from the sun Posts: 293	Ya know whats invisible and lays in a ditch? A ni99er with the shit kicked outta him. LL

10-12-2013, 08:34 PM	#13
lockednloaded Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Third rock from the sun Posts: 293	They got 5 thousand black guys together to make a new war movie...know what they're gonna call it? Apackalips Now. LL

10-12-2013, 08:36 PM	#14
lockednloaded Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Third rock from the sun Posts: 293	Hear about the black guy who bought a pair of odor eater insoles? The next day all they found was a gold tooth and pair of shoe soles. LL

10-12-2013, 08:38 PM	#15
10 Bears Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-Da-How Posts: 137,846	Making my day. Up untill now it was all bad news.