A warning tale

10 Bears · 07-24-2007, 11:14 PM

A warning tale - you may sometimes get
confused...

This guy comes home dead tired from working a
twelve-hour day and collapses in bed. He's just about
asleep when his wife rolls over and says, "What would
you do if I told you that you had a beautiful, sexy,
horny woman lying next to you?"

He replied, "Don't worry Honey, I'd stay
faithful."

pistol-packin-wifey · 07-24-2007, 11:30 PM

that could get a man killed

partssmans wife · 07-25-2007, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pistol-packin-wifey

that could get a man killed

You got that right PPW

DorGunR · 07-25-2007, 09:12 AM

OUCH..............

ptannjr · 07-25-2007, 09:12 AM

Very nice!!!!!!

Stalky · 10-15-2018, 10:32 PM

Mr Ten I still stayed faithful until I left the one that wasn't.
Been married for over thirty years to the fiery now grey haired grandma who helped raise the kids and grandkids..
Great grandkids on the way now.
FAMILY FIRST is the family motto here.

44044 · 10-15-2018, 10:51 PM

An oldie and a goodie...

Shooter 14 · 10-16-2018, 06:38 AM

Reminds me of the time I said to my wife "If I promise to miss you, would you go away?"

Lucky for my I was near the door and can outrun her.

07-24-2007, 11:14 PM	#1
10 Bears Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: E-Da-How Posts: 137,846	A warning tale A warning tale - you may sometimes get confused... This guy comes home dead tired from working a twelve-hour day and collapses in bed. He's just about asleep when his wife rolls over and says, "What would you do if I told you that you had a beautiful, sexy, horny woman lying next to you?" He replied, "Don't worry Honey, I'd stay faithful."

07-24-2007, 11:30 PM	#2
pistol-packin-wifey Southern Gun Girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,058	that could get a man killed __________________ Remember Thermopylae, ye who would be tyrants...MOLON LABE!!!

07-25-2007, 09:12 AM	#5
ptannjr Just a dude! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ocala, Fl Posts: 6,059	Very nice!!!!!! __________________ Consider this, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic http://www.OcalaCarAudio.com

10-16-2018, 06:38 AM	#8
Shooter 14 Miserable Bastard Join Date: Jan 2018 Location: USSA Posts: 833	Reminds me of the time I said to my wife "If I promise to miss you, would you go away?" Lucky for my I was near the door and can outrun her. __________________ Somebody go back and get a shit load of dimes.

07-25-2007, 09:12 AM	#4
DorGunR Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 30,905	OUCH..............

10-15-2018, 10:32 PM	#6
Stalky Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 8,076	Mr Ten I still stayed faithful until I left the one that wasn't. Been married for over thirty years to the fiery now grey haired grandma who helped raise the kids and grandkids.. Great grandkids on the way now. FAMILY FIRST is the family motto here.

10-15-2018, 10:51 PM	#7
44044 slug Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: swampeastmissouri Posts: 50,958	An oldie and a goodie...