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Old 09-15-2018, 03:16 AM   #1
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Censored Damn black bear in my garbage just now.

Dang pain in the ass. It must go about 500lbs and a little guy comes and snacks up when his big brother is done eating. I hit it in the ass with a beer bottle and it took off like Seabiscuit. Damn their fast.
Came in behind my truck just under view of my security cameras. Anyone want some bear meat?
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Black bear?
About 20 minutes ago my dog alerted me that something was in the backyard. Open the door and she ran about 50ft, found an armadillo and grabbed it. She threw it up in the air a few times before the armor plated rat hauled ass back into the woods.

The locals up here tell me there's an occasional bear, but not very often. Guess you have better stuff to eat for them down that way.
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Dang pain in the ass. It must go about 500lbs and a little guy comes and snacks up when his big brother is done eating. I hit it in the ass with a beer bottle and it took off like Seabiscuit. Damn their fast.
Came in behind my truck just under view of my security cameras. Anyone want some bear meat?
I'd enjoy the entertainment, we don't have those things here. I like things that can kill you.
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I'd enjoy the entertainment, we don't have those things here. I like things that can kill you.
I thought everything in Australia was trying to kill you?

Here's one of the two I saw earlier this year -

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Pretty well, but a 500 pound fat ass bear in the garbage cans would be more exciting than a snake or spider .
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Dang pain in the ass. It must go about 500lbs and a little guy comes and snacks up when his big brother is done eating. I hit it in the ass with a beer bottle and it took off like Seabiscuit. Damn their fast.
Came in behind my truck just under view of my security cameras. Anyone want some bear meat?
It was just wanting some love. Take a sandwich to it and pet it.
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Sometimes you get the bear

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[quote=Sanders;1440746]I thought everything in Australia was trying to kill you?

Here's one of the two I saw earlier this year -

Oh God nice bear don't bring him here Sanders please.

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I'd enjoy the entertainment, we don't have those things here. I like things that can kill you.
Not a big mess not much garbage this week its usually all over the damn place. You want a male or female cub ? I will trade yah for a baby Kangaroo.
Picture of Mr. bear just before I wacked him with the beer bottle this is the small one. I am trying to get a pict. of the big guy.
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It was just wanting some love. Take a sandwich to it and pet it.
I will try to get a pict. of my buddy on the edge of town here who raised a bear from a cub. He never contained it and it would sleep on his porch all 450 lbs. of her.
Silly bear was her name people went to get their pict. taken with her I would not get near the critter. She got carted off to the Panhandle for breaking in his neighbors house.
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Its 5:15 am here, still dark out, and I just went out side to listen to a pack of coyotes doing their high pitch coyote yelping/howling.

I enjoyed that way more than hearing the stupid roosters crowing. I wish the yotes would eat the roosters
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I thought everything in Australia was trying to kill you?

Here's one of the two I saw earlier this year -

Oh God nice bear don't bring him here Sanders please.



Not a big mess not much garbage this week its usually all over the damn place. You want a male or female cub ? I will trade yah for a baby Kangaroo.
Picture of Mr. bear just before I wacked him with the beer bottle this is the small one. I am trying to get a pict. of the big guy.
Damn, that would sure make a nice rug in front of my fireplace.
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Pretty well, but a 500 pound fat ass bear in the garbage cans would be more exciting than a snake or spider .
True. Maybe they can teach the big red roos to rummage through garbage cans?

Or, Australia can import tigers and leopards....
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...could have been negros dressed as a black bear....

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