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Damn black bear in my garbage just now.
Dang pain in the ass. It must go about 500lbs and a little guy comes and snacks up when his big brother is done eating. I hit it in the ass with a beer bottle and it took off like Seabiscuit. Damn their fast.
Came in behind my truck just under view of my security cameras. Anyone want some bear meat?
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09-15-2018, 03:32 AM | #2 |
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Black bear?
About 20 minutes ago my dog alerted me that something was in the backyard. Open the door and she ran about 50ft, found an armadillo and grabbed it. She threw it up in the air a few times before the armor plated rat hauled ass back into the woods. The locals up here tell me there's an occasional bear, but not very often. Guess you have better stuff to eat for them down that way.
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[quote=Sanders;1440746]I thought everything in Australia was trying to kill you?
Here's one of the two I saw earlier this year - Oh God nice bear don't bring him here Sanders please. Quote:
Picture of Mr. bear just before I wacked him with the beer bottle this is the small one. I am trying to get a pict. of the big guy. |
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09-15-2018, 08:27 AM | #9 |
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I will try to get a pict. of my buddy on the edge of town here who raised a bear from a cub. He never contained it and it would sleep on his porch all 450 lbs. of her.
Silly bear was her name people went to get their pict. taken with her I would not get near the critter. She got carted off to the Panhandle for breaking in his neighbors house. |
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Its 5:15 am here, still dark out, and I just went out side to listen to a pack of coyotes doing their high pitch coyote yelping/howling.
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