I'll bet you never knew this

Rick-a-Roo · 08-31-2012, 11:01 AM

THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND

Back in the days when Thailand was known as Siam, the original native culture dictated that when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:-

They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each the men.

She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony)

A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle.

As soon as all the men become fully aroused and develop erections, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the fully erected penises downwards as much as they can and then on a given signal from the centre dancer release them.

The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.

This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity . . .the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.

And that folks is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok.

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And, as Michael Caine might say, "No' a lo' a people know tha'"

REDOAK · 08-31-2012, 11:10 AM

Nope!

10 Bears · 08-31-2012, 01:47 PM

Tricked me into reading 'till the very end, again!

baboon · 08-31-2012, 01:56 PM

Come across some really old National Geographics magazines from the 40's & 50's Rick?

Fred_Oinka · 08-31-2012, 02:00 PM

My grandpa told me that one before his hair went grey.

Rick-a-Roo · 08-31-2012, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred_Oinka

My grandpa told me that one before his hair went grey.

Yeah ~ I remember telling him that one a long time ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10 Bears

Tricked me into reading 'till the very end, again!

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Originally Posted by baboon

Come across some really old National Geographics magazines from the 40's & 50's Rick?

Guys ~ it's what I do.

Gus · 08-31-2012, 03:01 PM

Rick your fast unseating Karl from his throne for this kind of work.

Rick-a-Roo · 08-31-2012, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gus

Rick your fast unseating Karl from his throne for this kind of work.

Karl uses a throne as well? Wow!! Great minds think alike.

hangfire · 08-31-2012, 03:26 PM

Bangkok was were you went on R&R. I thought it was called that,...because.

Karl/PA · 08-31-2012, 03:35 PM

One thing wrong with that. It wasn't Michael Caine. It was Benny Hill.
Obviously, Not a lotta people know 'at.

5knives · 08-31-2012, 04:04 PM

I didn't know that

Regards,

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Rew · 08-31-2012, 04:30 PM

With some of the things I've seen in that part of the world, I thought it might be true.

aviator · 08-31-2012, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by hangfire

Bangkok was were you went on R&R. I thought it was called that,...because.

Damn right!

Just make sure a woman is really a woman.

Rick-a-Roo · 08-31-2012, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Karl/PA

One thing wrong with that. It wasn't Michael Caine. It was Benny Hill.
Obviously, Not a lotta people know 'at.

No, Michael Caine it was. I was there remember, and I was a great fan of both. BH may have used it, but MC made it his ~ and he was a true Cockney.

And do you really use the throne, Karl?

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Rick-a-Roo Gaw' Blimey Limey Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Round behind the sleazy bars of Telephone Road Posts: 25,878	I'll bet you never knew this THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND Back in the days when Thailand was known as Siam, the original native culture dictated that when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:- They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankles of each the men. She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects. (This keeps them off his face during the ceremony) A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the center of the circle. As soon as all the men become fully aroused and develop erections, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the fully erected penises downwards as much as they can and then on a given signal from the centre dancer release them. The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons. This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity . . .the man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King. And that folks is why the current capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok. +++=== And, as Michael Caine might say, "No' a lo' a people know tha'" __________________ zulu6 out

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Fred_Oinka Pinger Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The Deep South Posts: 7,693	My grandpa told me that one before his hair went grey. __________________ WE DON'T RENT PIGS

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hangfire Home on the range Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S. Indiana Posts: 17,283	Bangkok was were you went on R&R. I thought it was called that,...because. __________________ "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure of the universe" -Albert Einstein-

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Karl/PA Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: South-Central PA Posts: 11,989	One thing wrong with that. It wasn't Michael Caine. It was Benny Hill. Obviously, Not a lotta people know 'at. __________________ Karl Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

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Rew Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 9,710	With some of the things I've seen in that part of the world, I thought it might be true.