Welcome to the site where the owners and members have had it with playing "nice" and being "inclusive" and "tolerant" of points of view that are destroying the fabric of what made this country great. The members here are sick and tired of politicians of all parties lying, deceiving, stealing, and pretending they are doing it all for the good of the country while selling out to special interests who have the set goal of destroying this country. We have had enough of career politicians who use their office only for personal gain, and who refuse to listen to the people who put them in office. The membership is no longer part of the silent majority who play nice and get along while getting screwed by anyone with a loud voice and an agenda. We will no longer allow anyone to piss down our back and tell us it's raining. And we like guns too.



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Old 01-14-2018, 09:01 PM   #1
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Hello all, New to this forum...heard about it through the grapevine...read the first page and said "Self...These people might just be alright."

So I thought I'd start reading your threads and catching up....I'll try not to drag any older ones to the surface as I'm perusing.

About me? Well I'm a retired army guy. now Civil Servant for the Military.

I'm a gun owner, Married with kids, so I don't own as many as I wish I could. All my kids are nearly grown...and the wife don't like me much...so pretty soon I can work on that gun deficiency I was telling you about.

Trouble? Ain't one to start any since I quit drinking... but I'm fresh on the wagon, so please don't tempt me...I'm sitting on the tail gate and could fall easily.

All in all, I guess you will get to know me and me you in due time.

Got some reading to do....God bless.

Oh by the way..I'm always on the look out for kitty cats...so if you see any send em my way.
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:25 PM   #2
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Damn, I guess that you aren't

buying a round then...

Pussy cats? My black one is

sitting on my lap, right now


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Old 01-14-2018, 10:22 PM   #3
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Welcome to the bunker OSFG!
All I have is beer, and haven't drank any since '80.
That "Wagon" is a good ride, could make you live a lot longer.
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:23 PM   #4
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My five month old blonde kitten is chewing on my hand. When our eyes meet she stops, gives me a, “You want something, white boy?”, look and keeps chewing. Best relationship I’ve ever had with a female.
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Old 01-14-2018, 10:37 PM   #5
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I'm always on the look out for kitty cats...
I am glad to hear that you appreciate a nice pussy.
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Old 01-15-2018, 05:33 AM   #6
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.....send your booze money to the clintton foundation........they put is to good use plus you can do reoccurring payments so they just take it montly from your bank....


....do you believe that mulatto messiah came to earth to save us?


.....do you vote and listen to his lesser demi-gods ?


.....have you ever clogged a shitter?


.....if you clogged a shitter would you tell anyone ?

........how much money have you send to the UN to fight climate change?

....are you housing any mudslum refuguees,...and if none....why not ?

....do you hire illegals to cut your grass?



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.....if you clogged a shitter would you tell anyone ?
Such communications are covered by the clergy-penitent privilege and are not admissible evidence in a court of law.
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Old 01-15-2018, 09:55 AM   #8
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Welcome to the Bunker OSFG.
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welcome and no you can't have my Russian Blue.

i think the kitties your looking for are shaved or have landing strips... wall to wall carpet is a no-no for the young girls today.
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Old 01-15-2018, 12:20 PM   #10
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Welcome to The Bunker OSFG.
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Old 01-15-2018, 02:39 PM   #12
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One of my cats jumped ship. I still have two that share my condo. Welcome aboard friend.
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welcome and no you can't have my Russian Blue.
We had a wonderful Russian blue but he got eaten by a coyote.
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Old 01-15-2018, 08:29 PM   #14
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Welcome home, OSFG.

One way or another we are all flawed, which is prolly why we are all friends here.

This is Skittles, our outside cat.

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