Welcome to the site where the owners and members have had it with playing "nice" and being "inclusive" and "tolerant" of points of view that are destroying the fabric of what made this country great. The members here are sick and tired of politicians of all parties lying, deceiving, stealing, and pretending they are doing it all for the good of the country while selling out to special interests who have the set goal of destroying this country. We have had enough of career politicians who use their office only for personal gain, and who refuse to listen to the people who put them in office. The membership is no longer part of the silent majority who play nice and get along while getting screwed by anyone with a loud voice and an agenda. We will no longer allow anyone to piss down our back and tell us it's raining. And we like guns too.



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Old 10-19-2018, 10:29 AM   #1
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Angry Dammit!

I sat down on my work throne and dropped some Obamas off at the pool,went to wipe and VOILA!,no fucken paper

When will I learn to look before I sit down and do my business
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Old 10-19-2018, 10:37 AM   #2
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Scrape it off with your left hand like Muhammad does.
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Old 10-19-2018, 10:43 AM   #3
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Stranded on the toilet bowl, what do you do when you’re stranded, and you can’t reach the roll?
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I waited for 10 minutes until some one came in to piss,it happens to me a couple years ago too and I waited so long I had to call up front and have them relay the message ��
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