10-19-2018, 10:29 AM | #1 |
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Dammit!
I sat down on my work throne and dropped some Obamas off at the pool,went to wipe and VOILA!,no fucken paper
When will I learn to look before I sit down and do my business
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10-19-2018, 10:37 AM | #2 |
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Scrape it off with your left hand like Muhammad does.
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10-19-2018, 10:43 AM | #3 |
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Shit happens.
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10-19-2018, 10:54 AM | #4 |
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s.o.l.
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10-19-2018, 11:06 AM | #5 |
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Stranded on the toilet bowl, what do you do when you’re stranded, and you can’t reach the roll?
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10-19-2018, 03:23 PM | #6 |
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I waited for 10 minutes until some one came in to piss,it happens to me a couple years ago too and I waited so long I had to call up front and have them relay the message
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