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Old 07-25-2007, 12:14 AM   #1
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that could get a man killed
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:12 AM   #4
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OUCH..............
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Very nice!!!!!!
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Mr Ten I still stayed faithful until I left the one that wasn't.
Been married for over thirty years to the fiery now grey haired grandma who helped raise the kids and grandkids..
Great grandkids on the way now.
FAMILY FIRST is the family motto here.
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An oldie and a goodie...
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Reminds me of the time I said to my wife "If I promise to miss you, would you go away?"

Lucky for my I was near the door and can outrun her.
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