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Old 01-13-2020, 09:47 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by baboon View Post
Eyeballs just taste like whatever animal they come out of. I use to eat them when roasting whole hogs. Best way to get people to leave you alone while cooking a whole hog is to feed them something they normally are scared of, then tell them.
I invited a girl to come to dinner with us

She asked what we were having and i told

her that we having hummingbird tongues...

Then I told her that I had been saving them

all year...I explained to her that I had a bunch

of feeders up and I caught them in nets then

I pulled their tongues out and turned them loose

She didn't come for dinner...
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